Posted July 19, 201312 yr Ok, first time you played Kingdom Hearts, and in Hollow Bastion Riku takes the keyblade from Sora. What was your reaction when this happened?
July 19, 201312 yr You firetrucking bitch faced tramp thinking you're all firetrucking that touching my firetrucking shit bitch i'm gonna slaughter you
July 19, 201312 yr my thoughts quiet simple "Well this could be problematic" Then i teamed up with Beast and saw how bad ass they made him and i was like Troll who needs a Keyblade when you have a Beast
July 19, 201312 yr I thought what the hell what was the point of going through all that just to lose the damn thing because your former friend made a dramatic hand gesture
July 19, 201312 yr "Wait... WHAT!?!? NO!!! Oh. Oh. Oh now you're gonna walk away!?!? You know what!? I hope you trip and fall over and stab yourself with that keyblade you... jerk! By the way, where's Kairi? I swear, if you did something unspeakable to her, I will WAIL on you! Beat you into a pulp, stab you with the keyblade, grab your still floating heart and encase it in a glass jar and toss it into the ocean where you will lead a pointless and eternally boring existence!!!"That was me in a nutshell Edited July 19, 201312 yr by Javelin434
July 19, 201312 yr Yeah, it pretty much pushed Riku into legitimate asshole territory. Really, most of Hollow Bastion was a turning point in seriousness. The music, the ominous architecture, Donald and Goofy leaving their traveling companion, who they've bonded with over the course of their journey... what happened to the lighthearted romps through the Disney worlds, exploring lands outside their homes, searching for friends, learning wholesome lessons, and growing as a group with each new trial overcome? lol nope not anymore. Everything you fought for until now was all for naught, Sora. Take your kiddie weapon and rely on the Beast to fight--your friends are the only thing you can count on, and even they left you. Your best friend has stolen your friends and your thunder and is now out for your blood. Good luck. Edited July 19, 201312 yr by Dracozombie
July 19, 201312 yr BUT BUT, HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!? My keyblade. T_T DONALD, GOOFY, WHY!?!? Beast yes, help me! Please help me. Alright, I guess I am going to have to play hero with a wooden sword!
July 19, 201312 yr BUT BUT, HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?!? My keyblade. T_T DONALD, GOOFY, WHY!?!? Beast yes, help me! Please help me. Alright, I guess I am going to have to play hero with a wooden sword! Sora might as well be stabbing the air
July 19, 201312 yr "He, he... Oops" I was pretty angry... Riku thinking he was so special >=( But I thought things through a little and was like: "No problem. I'm gonna use this shitty sword for a while, then I'm gonna get my keyblade back and KICK HIS ASS" my reaction was. "ah well. Riku is cooler". QUOTAAAAA! You have a like debit -__-
July 19, 201312 yr "He, he... Oops" I was pretty angry... Riku thinking he was so special >=( But I thought things through a little and was like: "No problem. I'm gonna use this shitty sword for a while, then I'm gonna get my keyblade back and KICK HIS ASS" QUOTAAAAA! You have a like debit -__- There. I gave you one. Don't say I never gave you anything.
July 19, 201312 yr You firetrucking bitch faced tramp thinking you're all firetrucking that touching my firetrucking shit bitch i'm gonna slaughter you LOL i don't think i could have said it better
July 19, 201312 yr There. I gave you one. Don't say I never gave you anything. Actually I got confused there... I have a like debet with you You can just unlike that... Sorry! Not a good time to fail me English!
July 19, 201312 yr I was like "ah, you jerk". Riku was just a jerk in the first game...glad he's not anymore.
July 19, 201312 yr "You can't have it Riku, it doesn't go with your outfit." <---- the result of my mind try to comprehend all I was feeling.
July 19, 201312 yr Well considering I didn't like Riku until DDD (what he did to Xion in Days really made me hate him) I was just "no. fuq u u ain't a main character go be sasuke or something and disappear for a while."
July 19, 201312 yr Ok, first time you played Kingdom Hearts, and in Hollow Bastion Riku takes the keyblade from Sora. What was your reaction when this happened? My reaction literally was: "RIKU YOU STUPID DICK,NOW I HAVE TO SPEND A FULL HOUR WITH NOTHING BUT MAGIC AND BEAST" Talk about believing an obviously Evil witch that told him and obvious evil lie
July 19, 201312 yr I pretty much just yelled, "you asshole" repeatedly at the screen and then proceeded to mess his shit up with Beast. I think I was more pissed when Riku gets all angsty right after the bit in Traverse Town where Sora wants Riku to come with him, Donald, and Goofy, but Donald says he's not allowed to, and then Riku pulls the 'Oh, Sora has replaaaaaaaaaced meeeeee' crap and goes crying to Maleficent, thus not even giving Sora a chance to explain himself. Ugh, Riku.....why must you be so dumb sometimes?
July 19, 201312 yr Author Not only did the little bitch Riku piss me off with his "trololol I'm better thn u!" act, but the two dicks known as Donald and Goofy had to go and join him! I was prepared to kill their entire families and make them watch. Ughhh that was an intense moment haha!
Ok, first time you played Kingdom Hearts, and in Hollow Bastion Riku takes the keyblade from Sora. What was your reaction when this happened?