what would you say? i would let him in, look at him, faint, then wake up, say oh my god, then invite him to have cake if i didnt die first.

I don't let strangers in 

Hi Jesus. What brings you over to my house? Oh, and where's Aqua?

i'd tell him to eat his own dinner

Show him that he is actually a Video Game character, help him through his mental breakdown, and help him realize he needs to return. When he returns, he lives normally. (Last Action Hero, anyone?)

I'll ask him how's the battle of light and dark is faring

Edited July 22, 201312 yr by Revolution23

 It is a trick question for anyone who lives in a house with no doors. 0_0 Though since I live in a house with doors, I probably would ask him how and why did he come to this world.

I'd play through every kingdom hearts game and ask him what it was like to experience each moment in real life

I will invite him to a coffee and talk a lot

I'd play through every kingdom hearts game and ask him what it was like to experience each moment in real life

Hmm, good point, we have to ask important questions like, did you beat Squal then faint, or did he beat you? Did Cloud beat you in the tournament, or did you beat him?  And most importantly, do you want to play? (as the world falls to darkness while Sora plays Kingdom Hearts)

I faint for realizing that if he is real, then somewhere out there, Kairi is real as well. It'll be heart wrenching for me, but after showing him who he really is, I'd try to help him return to his world and/or reunite him with her at least...

Hi Jesus. What brings you over to my house? Oh, and where's Aqua?

This. Also question if I've lost it.

I'd tell him that is parents haven't seen him for almost 2 years, and that he should go finish that dinner.

I don't let lazy bums in my house

Scream and say this is impossible!

i'd tell him to eat his own dinner

Stole the words right out of my mouth

My home os like hallow bastions so sora is gonna take a while. When he does I will ask if I can hold onto his keyblade. Wanted to see how heavy the keyblade is and its size.

I wont buy anything...

I would say You know you're pretty famous you know that.

Edited July 22, 201312 yr by jorrell3946

"Why did you knock? Don't you have the key?"

I'd be all aaaah shit because if Sora's here then chances are something's going wrong in my world.  Because never comes along just for a friendly visit.  It's always Heartless this or Organization that or I gotta stop Xehanort or the universe will collapse in itself.  Why can't he just sit down with some tea for a change?  I mean, there was DDD, but that was the only time.

Edited July 22, 201312 yr by Dracozombie

I would scream and think I'm going crazy. Then I'd stop playing KH because I would think playing KH is going to make me go nuts.

I'd ask if he brought Lea with him. If not, I'd just slam the door in his face. #TeamLea

1.Hide him from the world

2.become butt buddies with him

3.do the KeyBlade inheritance

4.release him into public and let him do his thing have fun with his life

5.When he passes i become the wielder

6.Rule the world and make every sunday, Taco FunDay

tell him it isn't the door to light and point him down the street to the actual DTL

I would stop doing drugs ._.