What would you do with any Kingdom Hearts character in the real world on a Daily Basis?

[jj the jet 19]

If you could somehow snap your fingers, click your heels, wish or clap your hands together to many any Kingdom Hearts character appear in our world, What would you do with them? The only rule is that they can do their special magic and powers but we can't and we are bound to the normal rules of our world.

 

Would you have them do your chores or go shopping?

 

Would you take them to a dance?

 

Would you play Kingdom Hearts with them?

 

The possibilities are nearly endless!

 

I would bring Old Xehanort into this world. I would have him recite my threats when I'm trying to return something to the store and the cashier won't accept it .

 

I can imagine it now. He would say "Do not fret lower status employee of the system. There are many routes that I can choose to take to return that which I have mistankenly attained. I could summon the powers of Darkness to consume your heart and cause a massive rampage beyond your comprehension of your establishment. The pain would be so great that that your eyes will bleed black with fear before you even realize that you are knocking on Deaths' door."

 

Then the Cashier will stand there with frozen fear struck face and the only sound you'd hear is the register opening and the sound of paper being counted.

 

Good job Xehanort. Another job well done. Let's go to bank next is talk to them about that late fee.

[Caxkj 481]

Xion. 

 

Unlike the other characters (excluding Vanitas) she never got to experience everyday life. I would, even if it was only for a day, show her the wonders of life, tell her it's alright no matter who she is or how she was born, take her dancing, introduce to all kinds of food. I basically would give her a day of life she never got to receive. This is because I can identify with her a little... and I had a little crush on her when I was 14.  

 

...Also I would ask her to let me have a go with her Keyblade a little. 

[alexaxel 16]

Riku. That's all im going to say...

[Dave 5,715]

I would summon Vanitas, only so I could laugh at him.

 

I would also probably summon Pence. He seems like a pretty cool dude to hang out with.

[darkventus 69]

I would summon aqua, kairi, and namine that's all im going to say

[Kingdomhe 1,362]

i would tell them to go get a hair cut and go see there parents every day.

[xxClouDxxmoon 901]

This was just asking for sexual answers.

 

Anyway, Aqua, for anonymous reasons nothing to do with what I just said.

[Ceriraye 485]

Sora! I mean like, this world can really use sora...and riku...and aqua...

[Wolf on the Run 391]

Sorry but I'm going to leave before my brain wins and says something that could be get banned from the site good bye 

[ScarletArisa 128]

Puh that's a tough decision but i would choose Sora and Roxas and than i would meet up with my best friend and we would go into a big city and having fun or playing Kingdom Hearts with them just to see their reaction. 

[Isamu Kuno 2,512]

Eat ice cream

[CROW 115]

A couple of characters after the other and for different things. Probably Axel, Roxas and Xion to hang out with me and do fun things.. Same with Sora, Riku and Kairi. Terra as my personal trainer... lol Demyx so that he can feel loved for the first time and to slack off together. Marluxia.. just for the heck of it, I like the guy. Don't ask what I'd do with him, I don't know it myself Same goes for Zexion. And well.. Xemnas and Saix. You don't want to know what for. And maybe Aqua too and we go shopping or something.. Ladies' Day lol.

 

Why just summon one, if you can summon many? o/

[Kittenz 4,281]

 Sora & Kairi. Although, sqrew bringing them into this shitty world. I wanna go to theirs and be moe.

 

 

First, I would stalk them around destiny Islands.

 

Second,  I would pretend to be olette and have Sora & Kairi already trust me. I look similar to her so all I would need to do is my hair and make my eyes green.

 

Third, I would attempt to befriend Riku. For obvious reasons. Might not work but I still like the guy.

 

Fourth, show up at their school and ask to go to their house for homework help.

 

Fifth, once at house(s) use stereotypical Anime/Ecchi plot tactics. If it doesn't work I can just pull a Yuno Gasai.

Edited July 8, 2014 by KittensOnFire

[TheWayToDawn 775]

If I could only summon one, we all know what my answer would be. If I can summon a few. I'd summon Sora, Riku, Roxas, and Lea.

 

Just to hang out with them, eat ice cream, see what they can do with their fighting, and you know, just chill with them.

[Neptune Vasilias 340]

Riku,Sora,Roxas,Ventus,Terra,Axel,Yen Sid,Master Eraqus,and Aqua. I'd ask them to teach me their unique and indiviual ways of Keyblade wielding so I can be the Kenichi The Mightiest Disciple of Keyblade wielding but they'd come through one at a time and Aqua would be last for....reasons...I don't have explain myself

Edited July 8, 2014 by Kaiser SilverSun

[Ruby Rose 8,591]

I'd summon Demyx and make a band

[Geotrix 862]

I'd get Goofy take him to Disney World and freak everyone out.

[Shulk 8,623]

I'd get Roxas and Axel so we could eat ice cream and hang out.

[Nero Kunivas 3,046]

Ooh...that's a hard decision...First off: Xemnas. To find out why he's so dramatic and how I can be the same and then tell him about the Mansex meme.

Secondly: Roxas and Axel/Lea. They're just awesome!

Thirdly: Riku. He's the best, around. He's sexy, he's funny and he's really cool!

Fourthly: Young Xehanort. So I can have him Troll everybody! And because it would be rather interesting to talk to Xehanort in his youth.

Fifthly: Aqua. She's a Keyblade Master and she's pretty cool. ...and maybe for the other obvious reason.

Sixthly: Vanitas. Just pure badassery! >

Seventhly and finally: Sora. C'mon it's firetrucking Sora! What do you expect?!

 

...and maybe the rest of Org.XIII.  

[D0G3 66]

First of all I'd summon Roxas, and just try to comfort the poor guy. Maybe Xion too. They both had really awful lives. I'd try to make them feel better about all the crap that they've gone through, and maybe eat a bit of icecream... Lea could come too! And while I was at it I would tell everyone about how they forgot Xion and that they should either believe me that she was their friend, or JUST. FREAKING. REMEMBER.

 

Than I'd summon Braig/Xigbar and teach him the wonders of the INTERNET! I'm sure he'd make a great troll. He'd probably get on my accounts and get me banned on a few sites for being rude... BUT SCREW IT! I'd forgive him because he's freaking Braig! Than I'd go out to the pet store and get a goldfish, than ask him to actually try to drown it.

 

I'd maybe summon Isa and try to get the freaking Xehanort out of him... Maybe... If I was in a good mood. He tends to be insufferable.

 

Than I'd summon Vanitas, Vexen and Larxene and ask them all to do their creepy ass laughs. They'd probably say no... Or just flat out murder me. 

 

I'd summon Xehanort just to slap him. And tell him he's an awful person. Than I'd probably get murdered by Darkness... Fun. >_>

 

Could we summon characters who didn't originate in Kingdom Hearts? But still appeared in it? (Disney. Sqeenix. ECT). Because if so, I'd summon Joshua, whack him over the head with something that couldn't actually hurt him (Which is just about anything... Wet Noodle? Baseball bat? Knife? Lead pipe? Cat Stuffed Animal? Nothing could hurt this kid) and yell at him to "JUST GO AND SEE YOUR FRIENDS ALREADY GODAMMIT!" Because the freaking ending of TWEWY made me sad as heck. I'd probably get SJB'd off the face of the earth... But meh. Worth it.

 

And if we COULD summon characters who originated in something else, but only in their Kingdom Hearts forms, Than I'd just fistbump him. Because he's awesome. But He's not nearly as pitiable in 3D as he was in his source game. He's already with his friends!  :biggrin:

 

Than I'd summon every single character and tell them all to avoid you people because you want to do dirty things.

Edited July 9, 2014 by D0G3