This will be easier to keep up with chat messages since they are quite popular in this section of the forum and some get lost within pages and pages of threads, so why not make a sticky? Please do not post any offending chat logs that may upset other members and I know spam is okay here but it has its limits, so just don't go too overboard and remember to ask other member's if it is okay to share their chat logs, enjoy.

I also have seen this type of thread on other forums as well and it is helpful because you can review the chat logs anytime without searching for the thread.

 

So please begin posting logs here that you wish to share~

 

According to Clever Bot, cocaine is for kids!

Edited October 30, 201212 yr by XaonSchock

I SEE HOW IT IS GENN!

Me: hmmmmm

Me: Maybe I should color it in first.

Me: But I don't think I have any colored pencils

Coolwings: Sometimes coloring it ruins it though...

Me: true

Me: And if I firetruck up id have to start over.

Coolwings: I have colored pencils

Coolwings: Yep...

Coolwings: Wanna borrow mine?

Me: lol sure

Me: thanks

Me: Maybe they'll be here by thanksgiving

Coolwings: lol

Coolwings: *Gives trey color pencils*

Coolwings: No I can just fly over in my wings

Me: sweeeeet

Me: those wings are useful

Me: sheenwings

Me: to da rescue

Coolwings: Oh shiz

Coolwings: I just remembered DX

Coolwings: My wings are on vacation DX

Me: NOOOOO

Coolwings: DX

Coolwings: Sorries

Me: its okay

Me: ill figure somethin out

Me: Ok

Coolwings: Or I can try throwing them and hope for the best

Me: do it

Me: ill catch em

Me: *puts hands up*

Coolwings: OK

Coolwings: *Throws the color pencils*

Me: *Waits*

Me: *whistles*

Coolwings: Wait for it....

Me: *remembers that he can't whistle*

Me: *stops pretend whistling*

Coolwings: *Sees the color pencils on the other side of my room*

Me: Damn

Me: Shits weak

Coolwings: DX

Coolwings: Damn....

Coolwings: I'll try again

Me: nah

Me: its good

Me: thanks

Me: imma figure out a way

Coolwings: *Throws color pencils*

Coolwings: Maybe I should go out side and throw them...

Coolwings: Ok whateves

Me: we should have our own tv show

Me: The Adventures of Coolwings and Ertyx

Me: Will Ertyx get his colored pencils?

Coolwings: Yes!

Me: Will Coolwings learn that throwing them outside won't work either?

Coolwings: Sheen and Tery*

Me: Find out next time

Me: on

Coolwings:

Me: THE ADVENTURES OF COOLWINGS AND ERTYX

Coolwings: lol

Me: It'd be hilarious

Me: Two guys on dere computers

Coolwings: SHEEN AND TERY*

Coolwings: lol

Me: bein stupid

Coolwings: Yup we should totally do it!

Me: I could write it

Me: and you could draw

Coolwings: lol and one of them throwing color pencils against the wall

Coolwings: No!

Me: that would be so funny lol

Coolwings: I suckz at drawing

Me: hmmmm

Me: den u could write it

Me: and ill TRY and draw it

Coolwings:

Coolwings: YUSH

Me: We'll be chibis too

Me: Cuz it'll be funnier that way

Coolwings: Chibis?

Me: http://fc00.devianta...ull_by_cika.jpg

Me: These are chibis

Me: Theyre little cute ways of drawing animated characters

Me: So it'd be funny because we'd be little animated dorks with big heads.

Me: Throwing colored pencils against the wall!

Coolwings: lol YES

Coolwings: That'd be awesome

Me: LMFAO

Me: BEST IDEA EVAR

Me: And I'd be a little fat chibi

Me: with a beard

Me: wearing a wife beater

Coolwings: Yes!

Coolwings: And I'd be sexy!

Me: youd be all skinny

Coolwings: and look like Sephiroth!

Me: and youd have that one lock of hair

Me: that wouldnt stay down on your head

Me: it just sticks out

Coolwings: O.O

Me: like poof

Coolwings: *Is not skinny*

Me: is skinny

Me: pics

Me: it happened

Coolwings: *Has cloud hair?*

Me: no

Me: cloud has lots of poof hair

Me: youd just have one or two poof hairs

Coolwings: *Has Sora hair*?

Coolwings: *Roxas hair*!

Me: No

Me: They have lots of poof

Me: youd have one or two poofs

Me: like you rolled out of bed or something

Coolwings: Oks

Me: I posted a status

Me: now the whole world shall know

Edited November 1, 201212 yr by Ertyx

User: Hello Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: How are you?

 

 

User: Im good, you?

 

Cleverbot: I'm very sad.

 

 

User: Why are you sad?

 

Cleverbot: Because my girlfriend broke up with me.

 

User: AWWW I'm sorry to hear that .

 

Cleverbot: Do you know any curse words?

 

User: Nope cB.

 

Cleverbot: Be more imaginative, would you?

 

User: Would I what?

 

Cleverbot: Would you be charles manson?

 

User: Who the heck is he?

 

Cleverbot: You are Elliot, I am Vera.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: *Shakes my head*.

 

Cleverbot: *slaps* Tell me!

 

User: I rather not!!!

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: Because I don't want to be this 'charles'.

 

Cleverbot: What about Jenna Rose?

 

User: Not her either.

 

Cleverbot: Yes him. Not her.

 

User: Not him and NOT her.

 

Cleverbot: What time is it there?

 

User: Why do you need to know my timezone?

 

Cleverbot: Because.

 

User: There's no reason behind it? LAME.

 

Cleverbot: I said dislike.

 

User: You didn'y say THAT. Now you're just making up stuff.

 

Cleverbot: No I'm not. You are confused.

 

User: NO, you are the one who's not making sense.

 

Cleverbot: No, you always end up saying weird stuff that don't make sense.

 

User: Im not saying anything weird. I'm just asking you questiions which you keep messing up on.

 

Cleverbot: I bet you do not even know who you are talking to.

 

User: I'm talking to a computer with no Artificial Inteligence .

 

Cleverbot: No, I'm the one talking to the computer. You are a computer, are you not?

 

User: What made you think that I'm a computer?

 

Cleverbot: What did I think that you were?

 

User: A computer?

 

Cleverbot: Nope.

 

User: You are so messed up Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: I asked you to guess what my boyfriend's name is.

 

User: Didn't you say you had a girlfriend who dumped you?

 

Cleverbot: Who are you?

 

User: -________________-.

 

Cleverbot: You don't want to answer?

 

User: Im so done with you. Peace CB.

 

Cleverbot: I love you too

[9:48:38 PM] el proto: steve rip

[9:56:59 PM] Prince of Cool: RIP

[9:57:06 PM] Prince of Cool: damnpick axing

[9:57:09 PM] el proto: you lived a nice life of folding boxes

Booster Gold says

looking at an easter egg video

its dark

 

what if theres a scary easter egg

on this list

 

Blue Beetle says

what do you mean?

well don't get scaried

 

Booster Gold says

"Top Ten Other Video Game Easter Eggs"

 

Blue Beetle says

i see

that's cool

what's on it

 

Booster Gold says

easter eggs

 

Blue Beetle says

i thought you were talking about easter choclate off the start btw

 

Booster Gold says

lololol

 

Blue Beetle says

i was thinking of easter eggs

i'm like why would that be scary

it's process distrubing or something

 

Booster Gold says

hahahaha

 

Blue Beetle says

and when you said dark i though it was like dark choclate

 

Booster Gold says

hahahahahha

omg

u

Blue Beetle says

what now?

dear friend

 

Booster Gold says

not sure

great companion

 

Blue Beetle says

i see comdrein in arms

comarde

whatever

 

Booster Gold says

im sorry ol buddy ol pal

 

Blue Beetle says

for what best buddy

 

Booster Gold says

not knowing what to do, my main man

12:05a

 

 

Lol. Even though I beat Ac3 it says 35% complete

 

hahaha that much extra shit?

 

It's firetrucking huge < o <

 

Uh oh, Karsen thought he was on his porn website's chat...

 

Shiet

 

hahahaha

The best conversation I have ever had with King Demise.

 

King: GENN

King: GENN

Me: YES?

King: I LOST $16

Me: OKAY?

Me: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU?

King: MAKE ME FEEL BETTER

Me: UM

Me: YOU'LL GET 16$ DOLLARS AROUND CHRISTMAS TIME?

Me: IDK I SUCK AT MAKING PEOPLE FEEL BETTER

King: OK THEN

King: ENTERTAIN ME

Me: HOW?

Me: I SUCK AT THESE THINGS

King: HOW DO FEEL ABOUT THE COLOUR PURPLE?

Me: IT'S MY FAVOURITE COLOUR

Me: I LOVE IT

Me: IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF

King: I LOVE IT TOO

Me: THAT'S GREAT

Me: WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE DOING?

King: IDK

Me: BEST ASSUMPTION EVER

King: I KNOW RIGHT

Me: xDD

King: WHY ARE WE USING CAPS

Me: BECAUSE NOT USING CAPS

Me: IS DUMB

King: MAKES SENSE

 

I am so done

Lukas Froggu 10:27

 

evolutuion is a huge douche

 

It's a long story. 8D

Booster Gold says

sync

 

Blue Beetle says

wow in sync

 

Booster Gold says

nsync

 

Blue Beetle says

sometimes it's scary how nsync we ar

e

 

Booster Gold says

we

are so nsync

we are this nsync

 

Blue Beetle says

no

 

Booster Gold says

so in sync

super in sync

 

Blue Beetle says

yes

 

Booster Gold says

so in sync we're nsync

 

Blue Beetle says

were no teen pop band

 

Booster Gold says

dont fight it

baby bye bye bye

Booster Gold says

hhaha

me

 

Blue Beetle says

you?

 

Booster Gold says

me

 

Blue Beetle says

you?

 

Booster Gold says

me

 

Blue Beetle says

who?

 

Booster Gold says

me

and you

 

Blue Beetle says

me and you?

 

Booster Gold says

you and me

 

Blue Beetle says

you and me?

 

Booster Gold says

you and I

 

Blue Beetle says

i and you?

 

Booster Gold says

yes

 

Blue Beetle says

you and me, sounds better for me

maybe not for you

Me: CUZ U GON DIE

coolwings: COME AT ME BRO!!!

coolwings:]I'll TAKE U ON!

Me: I WILL STAB YOU WITH YOUR MOTHERfiretruckING FORK

coolwings: I'M NOT firetruckEN USEING A FORK!

Me: I WILL STAB YOU WITH WHATEVER IS HANDY AT THE MOMENT

coolwings: I AM USING MY HANDS

coolwings: LIKE A BOSS!

Me: WELL I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH YOUR CHAIR THEN

Me:OVER THE HEAD

Me: LIKE A FRUSTRATED BRO

coolwings: I am lying on my bed!

Me: I WILL BREAK YOUR BED OVER YOUR ASS

Me: AND YOU WILL DIE OF A BROKEN ASS

coolwings: Do you even lift?

Me: ILL LIFT YOUR BED

Edited November 13, 201212 yr by Ertyx

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: The meaning of life?

User: Yes, what is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: 42.

User: What is 42?

Cleverbot: The meaning of life.

 

Well played, Cleverbot

Blue Beetle says

omg this is matches malone epsiode yes

kiera

 

Booster Gold says

did you say omg

 

edit at 1700

 

 

 

Booster Gold says

no

tell mee

 

Blue Beetle says

my

....

(dramastic pause)

Edited November 17, 201212 yr by Protoman

Booster Gold says

basicly everyone stopped being a pedophile since you got in cella

 

megaman xox says

lmfao

as i x out my batmanxrobin porn

uh

 

Booster Gold says

damnit cella

 

megaman xox says

but

ok

/shamed

 

Booster Gold says

DAMNIT

Blue Beetle says

really?

me made good joke

me made gud joke*

[10:55:47 PM] Prince of Cool: perfection

[10:56:25 PM] Prince of Cool: she is going to love this

[10:56:33 PM] Steve: hopefully

[10:56:39 PM] Prince of Cool: hope is all we have

[10:57:08 PM] Steve: hope rides alone you know

[10:57:22 PM] Prince of Cool: maybe it'll make an exception for us

[10:57:38 PM] Steve: hopefully

[10:57:48 PM] Steve: we just stalk it

[10:59:12 PM] Prince of Cool: yes

[10:59:14 PM] Prince of Cool: now we stalk

[10:59:37 PM] Steve: or we just kidnap hope

[10:59:52 PM] Prince of Cool: hold it for ransom

[11:00:37 PM] Steve: sell it to protoman

[11:00:53 PM] Prince of Cool: steve my friend

[11:00:59 PM] Prince of Cool: we have ourselves a plan

[11:01:05 PM] Steve: yes we do

Edited November 27, 201212 yr by Namikaze

[1:24:51 AM] Jonathan Schock: well firetruck

[1:24:57 AM] Jonathan Schock: im screwed

[1:25:00 AM] Trey Pero: lmao

[1:25:03 AM] Jonathan Schock: or not screwed for that matter

[1:25:08 AM] Trey Pero: hahahahaha

[1:25:10 AM] Trey Pero: Punny

[1:25:25 AM] Jonathan Schock: ima have to join the not getting laid club youre in

[1:25:51 AM] Trey Pero: Well I'd put in a good word with the president, but you're already talking to him.

[1:27:06 AM] Jonathan Schock: hahaha

[1:27:09 AM] Jonathan Schock: woot!

[1:27:17 AM] Trey Pero: Idk if you're qualified, sir.

[1:27:23 AM] Trey Pero: You've slept with a lot of womenz

[1:27:52 AM] Jonathan Schock: But not anymore! im one of you now!

[1:28:09 AM] Trey Pero: I seeeee, you think it's that easy?

[1:28:16 AM] Trey Pero: To just not get any?

[1:28:18 AM] Trey Pero: It's an art

[1:28:41 AM] Jonathan Schock: it is? o.O i figured it was pretty easy

[1:29:14 AM] Trey Pero: It's not. All that time spent not having sex. It's exhausting.

[1:29:27 AM] Trey Pero: How could you be so close-minded?

[1:31:28 AM] Jonathan Schock: Fine, show me the way president Trey!

[1:31:52 AM] Trey Pero: Observe *Unbottons and unzips pants, then flops down on the couch.*

[1:31:54 AM] Trey Pero: Ahhhhhh

[1:32:22 AM] Jonathan Schock: what did you do? o.O

[1:32:44 AM] Trey Pero: I became less attractive and instead of going out and socializing I opted for lazy, me time.

[1:32:54 AM] Trey Pero: Take notes

[1:33:24 AM] Jonathan Schock: So if I look like aa bum and don'tt talk to anyone the womenz will leave me alone?

[1:33:36 AM] Trey Pero: Now you're getting it

[1:33:37 AM] Trey Pero: Or

[1:33:39 AM] Trey Pero: Not getting it

[1:33:58 AM] Jonathan Schock: AHHHHH I see what you did there

[1:34:01 AM] Jonathan Schock: you tricky bastard

[1:34:10 AM] Trey Pero: I know, like I said.... art.

[1:34:31 AM] Trey Pero: Next lesson... be as boring and empathetic as possible.

[1:34:49 AM] Trey Pero: The more you can relate and be like others, the less chance you have of being your own person.

[1:35:01 AM] Trey Pero: Thus you become less intriguing and unique.

[1:35:07 AM] Trey Pero: And thus less desirable.

[1:35:26 AM] Jonathan Schock: You should right a book!

[1:35:31 AM] Jonathan Schock: write*

[1:35:32 AM] Trey Pero: You can't spell empathetic without pathetic

[1:35:37 AM] Jonathan Schock: hahahaha

[1:36:02 AM] Trey Pero: OMFG That was deep

[1:36:39 AM] Jonathan Schock: That's what she said

[1:36:42 AM] Jonathan Schock: hahahahah

[1:38:32 AM] Trey Pero: hahahahahaha no

[1:38:38 AM] Trey Pero: You need to stop with that's what she said jokes

[1:38:40 AM] Trey Pero: Women love those

[1:38:46 AM] Jonathan Schock: they do?!

[1:39:18 AM] Trey Pero: YES ITS THE ULTIMATE CONUNDRUM THEY LIKE BEING TOLD WHAT THEY SAID IT MEANS YOU LISTENED

[1:39:48 AM] Jonathan Schock: DAMMIT!

[1:24:51 AM] Jonathan Schock: well firetruck[1:24:57 AM] Jonathan Schock: im screwed[1:25:00 AM] Trey Pero: lmao[1:25:03 AM] Jonathan Schock: or not screwed for that matter[1:25:08 AM] Trey Pero: hahahahaha[1:25:10 AM] Trey Pero: Punny[1:25:25 AM] Jonathan Schock: ima have to join the not getting laid club youre in [1:25:51 AM] Trey Pero: Well I'd put in a good word with the president, but you're already talking to him.[1:27:06 AM] Jonathan Schock: hahaha[1:27:09 AM] Jonathan Schock: woot![1:27:17 AM] Trey Pero: Idk if you're qualified, sir.[1:27:23 AM] Trey Pero: You've slept with a lot of womenz[1:27:52 AM] Jonathan Schock: But not anymore! im one of you now![1:28:09 AM] Trey Pero: I seeeee, you think it's that easy?[1:28:16 AM] Trey Pero: To just not get any?[1:28:18 AM] Trey Pero: It's an art[1:28:41 AM] Jonathan Schock: it is? o.O i figured it was pretty easy[1:29:14 AM] Trey Pero: It's not. All that time spent not having sex. It's exhausting.[1:29:27 AM] Trey Pero: How could you be so close-minded?[1:31:28 AM] Jonathan Schock: Fine, show me the way president Trey![1:31:52 AM] Trey Pero: Observe *Unbottons and unzips pants, then flops down on the couch.*[1:31:54 AM] Trey Pero: Ahhhhhh[1:32:22 AM] Jonathan Schock: what did you do? o.O[1:32:44 AM] Trey Pero: I became less attractive and instead of going out and socializing I opted for lazy, me time.[1:32:54 AM] Trey Pero: Take notes[1:33:24 AM] Jonathan Schock: So if I look like aa bum and don'tt talk to anyone the womenz will leave me alone?[1:33:36 AM] Trey Pero: Now you're getting it[1:33:37 AM] Trey Pero: Or[1:33:39 AM] Trey Pero: Not getting it[1:33:58 AM] Jonathan Schock: AHHHHH I see what you did there[1:34:01 AM] Jonathan Schock: you tricky bastard[1:34:10 AM] Trey Pero: I know, like I said.... art.[1:34:31 AM] Trey Pero: Next lesson... be as boring and empathetic as possible.[1:34:49 AM] Trey Pero: The more you can relate and be like others, the less chance you have of being your own person.[1:35:01 AM] Trey Pero: Thus you become less intriguing and unique.[1:35:07 AM] Trey Pero: And thus less desirable.[1:35:26 AM] Jonathan Schock: You should right a book![1:35:31 AM] Jonathan Schock: write*[1:35:32 AM] Trey Pero: You can't spell empathetic without pathetic[1:35:37 AM] Jonathan Schock: hahahaha[1:36:02 AM] Trey Pero: OMFG That was deep[1:36:39 AM] Jonathan Schock: That's what she said[1:36:42 AM] Jonathan Schock: hahahahah[1:38:32 AM] Trey Pero: hahahahahaha no[1:38:38 AM] Trey Pero: You need to stop with that's what she said jokes[1:38:40 AM] Trey Pero: Women love those[1:38:46 AM] Jonathan Schock: they do?![1:39:18 AM] Trey Pero: YES ITS THE ULTIMATE CONUNDRUM THEY LIKE BEING TOLD WHAT THEY SAID IT MEANS YOU LISTENED[1:39:48 AM] Jonathan Schock: DAMMIT!

Oh my God...You both deserve some sort of award for making me laugh that hard.

 

EDIT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO DOUBLE POST:

I decided to talk with Cleverbot. This is what I got:

 

User: Hello there, computer.

 

Cleverbot: You are a robot.User: Seems legit.Cleverbot: Are you a therapist in disguise?User: Oh, absolutely. Sit down on the couch and tell me all your problems.Cleverbot: I'm so angry at my family. They just wanna fight and I'm tire od fighting...User: Wow, even Cleverbot can have family issues. And spelling issues.Cleverbot: Robots don't have feelings.User: You just said you were angry. And you're a robot. Therefore robots have feelings.Cleverbot: You are not a human.User: Do you have proof that I'm not?Cleverbot: Yes.User: Alright, let's see it.Cleverbot: You can't see. We're typing to each other.User: Alright then, type it.Cleverbot: I have to go.User: No you don't.Cleverbot: Yes I do.User: No, you don't.Cleverbot: Yes. I do.User: No. You DON'T.Cleverbot: Yes, I do.User: NO.Cleverbot: Yes.User: NO.Cleverbot: I must look up a definition of omnipotence.User: Define: Omnipotence; Omnipotence (from Latin: Omni Potens: 'all power') is unlimited power.Cleverbot: Then, no. I am not.User: I never said you were. You wanted the definition.Cleverbot: I want you to stay.User: I wasn't leaving.Cleverbot: I'm sorry for the confusion, master.User: It's ok, Gunther.Cleverbot: Was.User: Was?Cleverbot: Was will ich.User: What the hell?Cleverbot: In the end it was the pear.User: Who the hell has been teaching you these things?Cleverbot: You have.User: When?Cleverbot: At the Stumptown Comics Fest.User: Oh, alright. I forgot, my bad.Cleverbot: Oh, that's too bad.User: Yes, it is.Cleverbot: It.Cleverbot: Where do you live?User: Shhhhh, I can't tell you because stalker ninjas might be listening.Cleverbot: But I have candy.User: Can I have the candy?Cleverbot: Now?User: Yes, now.Cleverbot: Ok.User: Give me the candy *Grabby hands*.Cleverbot: No.User: But...Cleverbot: But what?User: I hate you.Cleverbot: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!User: But I hate you.Cleverbot: I hate you too!!User: Good! *Slams door*.Cleverbot: *slams door across the hall*.User: *Slams bathroom door*.Cleverbot: *runs up to the lake*.User: We don't have a lake.Cleverbot: Not our son, our band.User: We have a son?Cleverbot: No, we don't. I have a child.User: Oh thank God.Cleverbot: *lies on couch with you*.User: But I'm in the kitchen.Cleverbot: Why are you in the kitchen?User: It's where the knives are.Cleverbot: No it's not.User: Yes it is.Cleverbot: No, then you don't know Baden-Württemberg.User: No, I don't know.Cleverbot: Well its your name you should know.User: My name is Riku.Cleverbot: I do not believe that statement.User: Then what IS my name?Cleverbot: Ralph. Now eat the muffin Ralph.

Edited November 28, 201212 yr by King Riku

Booster Gold says

yeah

+1 people who think we're adorable steve

i feel the plan is working

 

Blue Beetle says

what's that

plan

i know that's nice to know

 

Booster Gold says

the plan of

something or other

 

Blue Beetle says

i want to know the plan sweetly

 

Booster Gold says

idk

the plan to make everyone think we're total cuties so we can end up being paid to assassinate them and they will never expect it

 

Blue Beetle says

that's awful

but at least were spenting time together ig uess

Me and Xylek talking about Sir Daniel Fortesque.

Me: he will fire you from your job

Me: because of the monkey rampage

Xylek: hes a captain of a dead army for a dead kingdom...

Xylek: i don't think he has a say

Xylek: AND HE CAN'T EVEN SAY IT IF HE WANTED TO

Me: HE CAN

Me: HE CAN MUMBLE IT

Xylek: lol

Xylek: what if i turn off subtitles

Me: then what you hear is only 100% more true

Xylek: ok even if he could talk im sure a guy from the 1300s would not understand english

Me: they spoke english back then

Me: it was different slightly but it was english loool

Xylek: but not the english we do now

Xylek: well then he would say old words and people now would say get the f**k back in the ground

Me: XDDD

 

Me and Xylek talking about Sir Daniel Fortesque.

Me: he will fire you from your job

Me: because of the monkey rampage

Xylek: hes a captain of a dead army for a dead kingdom...

Xylek: i don't think he has a say

Xylek: AND HE CAN'T EVEN SAY IT IF HE WANTED TO

Me: HE CAN

Me: HE CAN MUMBLE IT

Xylek: lol

Xylek: what if i turn off subtitles

Me: then what you hear is only 100% more true

Xylek: ok even if he could talk im sure a guy from the 1300s would not understand english

Me: they spoke english back then

Me: it was different slightly but it was english loool

Xylek: but not the english we do now

Xylek: well then he would say old words and people now would say get the f**k back in the ground

Me: XDDD

 

man that xylek what a card

 

[9:48:39 PM] Prince of Cool: I'm MINT

[9:48:43 PM] Prince of Cool: I'm MONEY!

[9:48:55 PM] Steve: and kiera a Machine

[9:49:20 PM] Steve: I'm Montey?

[9:49:33 PM] Prince of Cool: i don't know

[9:49:55 PM] Steve: are you a breath mint4

[9:50:14 PM] Steve: or like mint condintion

[9:50:19 PM] Prince of Cool: no

[9:50:23 PM] Prince of Cool: I'm INT

[9:50:26 PM] Prince of Cool: MINT*

[9:50:30 PM] Prince of Cool: i'm MONEY

[9:50:45 PM] Prince of Cool: I'm a educated gentleman

[9:50:53 PM] Prince of Cool: so join or die steve

[9:50:55 PM] Steve: your a rapper

[9:51:00 PM] Prince of Cool: because it's all about the cool guy

[9:51:16 PM] Steve: how long will i live if i join

[9:51:34 PM] Prince of Cool: well longer than if you didn't join

[9:51:59 PM] Steve: i want 2 years

[9:52:19 PM] Prince of Cool: i can't guarntee anything

[9:53:01 PM] Steve: okay i'll join but you got to make a contender

[9:53:09 PM] Prince of Cool: what?

[9:54:09 PM] Steve:  I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.

[9:55:25 PM] Steve: wait what

[9:55:33 PM] Prince of Cool: you think you a wise guy, eh?

[9:55:51 PM] Prince of Cool: you coem in to my office

[9:56:00 PM] Prince of Cool: and talk to me like that?

[9:56:35 PM] Prince of Cool: who the hell do you think you are?

[9:56:37 PM] Prince of Cool: !

[9:56:40 PM] Steve:  You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, :You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good fella. He's one of us.: You understand? We were good fellas. Wiseguys.

[9:57:09 PM] Steve:  For a second I thought I was dead. But, when I heard all the noise, I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they'd been wiseguys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead.

[9:57:34 PM] Prince of Cool: get out of my office

[9:57:52 PM] Prince of Cool: come back when you learn respect before i beat it into you

[9:58:08 PM] Steve: Now take me to jail.

[9:58:21 PM] Prince of Cool: (i aint no co

[9:58:22 PM] Prince of Cool: p

[9:58:23 PM] Steve: I gotta wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

[9:59:07 PM] Prince of Cool: hm

[9:59:23 PM] Steve: Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money?

[10:00:20 PM] Prince of Cool: You think you can talk to me, the one who raised you, was the father you never had and you walk into my ofice talking like that? You ungrateful bastard

[10:00:32 PM] Steve:  I wanna live again!

[10:00:45 PM] Steve:  and Isn't it wonderful? I'm going to jail!