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The Transcendent Key

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  1. The Transcendent Key posted a status update

    So then, today is the first day of March, and so Deadpool's takeover of my account is over! Now I, The Transcendent Key, have returned! :D

    *Deadpool peeks his head out.* Aw, you really came to like me, huh? Aw, shucks, you don't have to worry, bud! You'll always be good ol' Deadpool's friend! Here, have a taco! *Gives you a taco.* :3

    WakingDawn96 replied

    *transforms the taco into a hamburger pattie* Thanks Deadpool, see you around I guess. :)

    No problem, bud, see ya! :D

  2. Emrys left a comment on The Transcendent Key's profile

    Gajeel rocks! What episode you on now?

    Hell yeah he does! And he has his own flying kitty cat now! Finally! :')

     

    And I'm currently on Episode 101! :3

  3. The Transcendent Key posted a status update

    I finally saw my movie last night! Ha, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard watching a movie in the cinema like I did with my movie! Ha, I give it a 100000000/10! :3

    Yessie Maltese replied

    I'm glad you like it, mr. Deadpool. :3

    Haha, thanks! Yeah, I just couldn't stop laughing! One of the funniest parts for me was when I gave Dopinder advice on love! :3

  4. The Transcendent Key posted a status update

    Wowza!!! I got 13 notifications! Looks like lil' old me's gonna end up being a Geezernort! From henceforth, I shall be known as...Deadpoolnort, Seeker Of Tacos! :P

    - Existic - replied

    Y'know, I'd definitely pay to see a Deadpool-nort. xD

    -Justin- replied

    I'm right behind you! :D

    @Existic. Well hey, get Kingdom Hearts III, and you'll see me there! I'll be hooded, so you won't recognize me! :P

    @JustinMii. Away we go! :3

  5. The Transcendent Key posted a status update

    So...anyone else gawking and drooling over Twilight Princess HD's orgasmic looking poster? No? Just me? Okay then... *Continues to stare at the poster as I eat tacos and drink fruit punch.* #DeadpoolLovesTP

    Ha, I see! :3

     

    Yeah, that's right! He's a force to be reckoned with, for sure! He said I could keep eating tacos and chimichangas as long as I behave! I'm behaving! D:

    Veemon replied

    Yeah, that's good. You don't want to mess with his serious side. I don't know if I told you this, but he has a super strong sense of justice. I'd be scared to even think about what he'd do to me. @•@

    Oh wow, he sounds heroic! :3

  6. The Transcendent Key posted a status update

    So, played Smash for my 3DS for the first time in a hella long while, and I managed to net up quite a few wins! I feel unstoppable, baby! #Deadpool'sHappySmashing

    Joseph1307 replied

    Show me your moves!

    WakingDawn96 replied

    Deadpool plays Smash Bros?!?!? O.O

     

    Best Super Hero Ever!!!!!!!!!

    @Joseph1307. Come on!!! *Makes a come at me taunt.* B)

    @WakingDawn. Of course I play Smash! It's a fun game I can squeeze a lot of time in! :3 Love the thrill of sending my rivals flying off the screen! :D And yes, I am the best superhero ever! ;)

  7. The Transcendent Key posted a status update

    YES!!! After about 10 tries, I finally beat Gwyn, Pr*ck Of Cinder, and with that, I've finally beaten Dark Souls!!! I finished the game on Level 107, with almost 90 hours of gameplay under my belt! Whoo, talk about being pooped out! Damn, I feel so accomplished! PRAISE THE SUN!!! #Deadpool'sVictorySpeech

    though. But yeah, thanks, I feel awesome! :3

    Dave replied

    Now that you've gone through it all, I really want to know what your take on the storyline as a whole is. It's a fun topic of discussion, because the game gives you so much evidence, while still allowing things to be somewhat ambiguous.

    Well, from what I could take outta the whole thing, in the world's early days, there were these 4 super cool dudes that inherited the power of fire! Those were Gwyn, Nito, Izalith and the pygmy! They challenged the dragons and killed 'em all off, with a lil help from Frosty the Snow Dragon, and after that, the world began the Age Of Fire! Then lil' old me was tasked with reigniting the flame, because it was starting to die out! :3

  8. -Justin- left a comment on The Transcendent Key's profile

    Nice profile pic.

    Quick, to the taco mobile!!!! *Dramatic music plays in the background.* xP

    -Justin- replied

    Okay, but I'm riding shotgun!

  9. The Transcendent Key posted a status update

    Veemon scares me...that little thing's adorableness might just end up being the end of me! Someone, I think I'll end up dead by this critter's hands! Help! D:

    H-he took out one of my inter-dimensional siblings! That's how I know I'll die by his hands if I'm not careful! I surrender, great and mighty Veemon! Just as long as I can still eat tacos and chimichangas, I'll do whatever you want! D:

    Veemon replied

    Yes, you can still eat tacos and chimichangas, Deadpool. You, this particular Deadpool, have done enough for me, I think. You will be spared so long as you don't abuse your own powers.

    Thank you, almighty Veemon! *Bows down in respect and then proceeds to eat tacos and chimichangas.* :3

  10. The Transcendent Key posted a status update

    So yeah, finally beat Bed Of Chaos! Was very surprised when it turned out that I actually killed it with just one thrust! All it took was just one thrust to kill the damn creepy kinky thing! Now all that's left is to take down Frosty The Snow Dragon, and I'll finally get to see what goodies await me on the other side of the magic door! :3 #Deadpool'sHappyMoments

    Dave replied

    Bed of Chaos is definately one of the trickier bosses in the game, so congratulations! :D Now go show Seath that he's not as immortal as he thinks.

    Dave replied

    And I actually find Seath to be the easier of the four, mostly because just getting past the five hundred skeletons in order to fight Nito usually wears me down.

    Thanks! I feel so accomplished! :')

     

    But yeah, I'm gonna take Frosty down a few notches and take him out for good!

     

    He's easier!? That motherf*cker kills me every time with his twinkling ice crystals! I mean, good lord, that's irritating! D: But yeah, I actually took advantage of the lil skeleton babies and farmed them for souls. :3

  11. The Transcendent Key posted a status update

    Okay, so playing through Dark Souls, I go to Demon Ruins,(Basically Hell!) I fight against a giant fire pig, a giant fire centipede, and after going through a frickin lava river, I HAVE TO FIGHT AGAINST A GIANT ASS THING CALLED BED OF CHAOS!? What gives!? I don't care how much Queen B*tchalith may want to get laid with me, but I'm here strictly to kill her, not bang her! I can't seem to kill that stupid Bed Of Chaos! #Deadpool'sGamingWoes

    Emrys replied

    Oh trust me. Bed of choas is weak down under. Thats all im gonna say

    Dave replied

    Make her glow.

    Thanks for your support, guys! :D

  12. The Kingdom Panel left a comment on The Transcendent Key's profile

    Hey! You probably already know this by now but you were featured in TGJ's video:

    'grats! :D
    Yuya Sakaki replied

    Awww man, you beat me to this. >_<

    Guys, I saw that video just now, and I still can't believe that Cynical featured me in a video! I'm like: "Holy mother of tacos, I got noticed! :O" But yeah, this was a surprise I totally didn't see coming! It's quite the honor! :3

  13. The Transcendent Key posted a status update

    Ladies and gentlemen, the penguins are loose! I repeat, the penguins are loose!

  14. The Transcendent Key posted a status update

    So yeah...finished watching Volume 3 of Rwby! Gotta say...some nasty sh*t went down, in ways I didn't expect! Not even the X-Men could have prepped me up for the twists Rwby and her fine lady friends brought us! And now, the wait for Volume 4 begins...

    Joker replied

    Romens death was hilarious. NOMNOMNOMNOM

    Ha, that guy's death made me laugh hard, I'll tell you that! I did not expect him to go off like that! Was still fun to watch, though! Heh, but if I were in Rwby's world, I'd wreck everybody, even those Grimm guys! :P

  15. The Transcendent Key posted a status update

    According to a buddy of mine, RWBY's getting intense! Looks like I'm gonna be playing catch up now! And yes, Deadpool likes Rwby, just so you know! :P

    Speaking of pennies, I gotta round up all my loose change... *Goes to fiddle around with my wallet and organize my pennies.* :3

    Joker replied

    have u seen season 3 ep 12?

    Actually posted a status about it just now. xD

  16. The Transcendent Key posted a status update

    My movie comes out tomorrow! Are you all excited to see me kick some ass!? It's gonna be awesome! :D

    Veemon replied

    This one's gonna be a joke compared to the Deadpool movie coming out soon the next universe over. :P I heard about it from a guy I know.

    Veemon replied

    He told me his code name, but he said I should just refer to him as DP. And as ironic as it is, it just so happens that he looks just like Deadpool! Pretty creepy, huh?

    @Yuya. Sweet! Hope you enjoyed seeing me! :3

    @Steven Drake. Oh wow, that's insane, man! He's probably one of my many inter-dimensional siblings! We're all a crazy family! :3

  17. The Transcendent Key posted a status update

    So yeah, was barely able to come online just now, cuz the frickin internet wasn't working all day! I almost went on a gun-slinging, katana slashing massacre, but now that the Internet came back, I can say hi to all of you wonderful people! So yeah, hi! *Eats a chimichanga.* :3

    Javelin434 replied

    The hype is real xD

    Thank you, my good sir! Glad to see that you're hyped to see me on the big screen! I promise not to disappoint! ;)

  18. Kissmynazz left a comment on The Transcendent Key's profile

    Wow! Just wanted to say Thank you for noticing my clever and sassy username. You're like the first! Lol Nazz is also short for my name so nice to meet you Key and thank you for the welcome! (:

    Don't worry, I'll be sure to tell you all about it! :D

  19. The Transcendent Key posted a status update

    Anyone ever fought a Dracowerepire? I think I remember taking down something like that one time!

    Ha, no, I didn't mean Dracozombie! Seriously, you guys have never heard of a Dracowerepire? Huh, go figure! But I'm interested in Dracozombie now. Draco, are you an opponent worthy of my katanas!? :D

    Dracozombie replied

    Prooobably not.

    I mean, I could probably breathe on you and it'd stink pretty bad, but that's about it.

    Ha, no stench is too much for me to handle! Trust me, I've been through worse shit! Get it? Stink? Shit? No? *Cricket chirps.* Okay...I guess that was a lame joke! X3

  20. Deadpool left a comment on The Transcendent Key's profile

    SO YOU THINK YOU'RE DEADPOOL HUH?

    Xiro replied

    THE BATTLE BEGINS

    Solstice replied

    he only has ten bullets, so you're gonna have to share

    Ooh, hello there, inter-dimensional twin! Nice to see ya! I'm just hanging around for the month! :P

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