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teh lazy prince Xylek

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  1. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    sometimes i feel like my house key is like the omnitrix it doesn't work sometimes and other times it does

    Col.Random replied

    can it turn you into different kinds of aliens too?

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

    no just gives me trouble...i wish then this world would be MINE AHAHAHA

  2. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    EVERYBODY STARTED HAVING SEX, THE MUSIC WAS WAY TO POWERFUL, A BUNCH OF OLD PEOPLE FIRETRUCKING LIKE RABBITS, it was disgusting to say the least

    Blake replied

    sounds like a party

    Kirie replied
    >.>
    Koko replied

    sounds like my kind of party

  3. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    gotta get wizard plot twist cookies to start my nobodyception

    OthersiderME replied

    a wizard did it. nothing left to say.

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

    but i need dem cookies i know wizards have'em

    OthersiderME replied

    don't look at me, i'm a black mage, not a black wizard.

  4. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    **may contain spoilers** im a nobody so i'll grow a heart and that means i can use a keyblade so if i released my heart could i start a chain of nobodyception

    Shera Wizard replied

    AW COME ON I THOUGHT YOU COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT XYLEK. YOU DISAPPOINT ME D:

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

    i can...but i have to go to class right now...I'LL WIN THEM COOKIES AFTER CLASS

    Shera Wizard replied

    Right. I will expect thee later! *salute*

  5. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    a little murder never huet anyone

    AROD666 replied

    ha ha ha ha

    SinHeartlessAngel replied

    i will huet you in the long run

    AROD666 replied

    ha ha ha ha huet

  6. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    just rage quit the new hardest boss is dark souls want my 14.99 back

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

    well i just turned it off right when it killed me thats as close i get to rage quiting

    Hei replied

    is it harder than Ninja Gaiden? those games will own you so much x.x

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

    i'd say yes tho i haven't played ninja gaiden 3

  7. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    toaster strudels and cookies best dinner eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    theultimatesorafan replied

    Mcflurrys and Mcflurrys best dinner eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    FireRubies1 replied

    Homemade cheesecake

    best everything eveeerrrrr

  8. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    yamcha called me an idiot my pride hurts soooo much right now

    Blake replied

    how can you let yamcha of all people own you?

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

    i feel ashamed of myself

  9. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    WYE HAS NO ONE TOLD ME OF CHOCOLATE PIE TILL NOW!?

    Oishii replied

    That's sad. I hope you know about chocolate caramel pies too.

    Blake replied

    you never asked

  10. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    I'VE GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YOU, EXPLOSIONS?

    Exlon replied

    BOOOOOOM!

    Shera Wizard replied

    BOMBS.

    Weiss replied

    heheh

    BOOOM~

  11. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    off to bed thid time i wont say a robot chicken joke people wont get and tell me i 'messed it up'

    VanitasisKirby replied

    ...Stealing Hearts?

    Weiss replied

    Good Night.

     

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

    no the 'bed' and 'time' parts

  12. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    new dmc kicks ass

  13. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    bro: you snatchin up them cookies :me nooo Bro: the wye are you gettin the milk Me: because i like to drink milk...with cookies

    Robbie the Wise replied

    Lol

  14. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    i hate Ornstein and Smough

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

    i think the four kings was the hardest but in my file now im level 40ish with the lighting spear at plus 2

    dusk replied

    Well four kings was kinda annoying, but for some reason I could dodge most of his attacks without any problem. I dunno, but sometimes when I start playing Dark Souls I can beat bosses without any problems and then suddenly I can't even dodge attacks of basic enemies. Knight Artorias was one hard bastard..

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

    the guy in the dlc? i haven't got to it yet thats wye im rushing to beat fatass and small penis

  15. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    was gonna go volunnteer i swear! i just don't have bus fair

  16. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

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    Col.Random replied

    i hear ya bud

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

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    Col.Random replied

    ikr?

  17. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    a few didn't get the joke...

  18. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    ok its bed time and by 'bed' i mean hearts and by 'time' i mean stealing

    VanitasisKirby replied

    Darn it Trey! >:P

     

    No! Xylek, go to bed right now. >:I

    You need to get some rest!

    Weiss replied

    Kyle can I stealheart with you? Sounds like it could be fun.

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

    its xylek...

  19. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    theultimatesorafan: I like Mcflurrys Zola: What is a Mcflurry? theultimatesorafan: Get out.

    Zola replied

    I don't have enough money to go out very often. Sorry.

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

    awww zola don't be sad...

    Zola replied

    I'm not sad! Just saying. I googled Mcflurry. They're from McDonalds. >:}

  20. teh lazy prince Xylek posted a status update

    [insert something clever here]

    _The Door To Light_ replied

    [insert clever comment here]

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