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Emrys posted a status update
Fool. My legend dates back to the twelfth century you see. It began on a midsummers day with the sun blazing overhead. No, wait. It was a blustery Autumn day. I was the unsavoury fellow back when it all started. Which was in the winter as I recall. I remember the tough crowd, all the hot babes fought over me that summer. Yes. Yes that's right, it was summer. A scorching midsummer day. I was a dangerous man at the time. And yet, refined somehow. Everyone thought so. They still think so to...
Emrys repliedThey still think so to this day. Although, maybe they didn't think so as much back then. But they definitely said I was dangerous, I'm sure of it...And I know I've always been refined so they must have been thinking it. Yes. Yes indeed. Everyone thought and said and talked about how amazing I was. I'm still amazing of course, but no longer the bad boy that I was back then. On that chilled, frozen winter day. I will continue the re-telling of my legend; But first, there will be...
Emrys repliedNow that you mention it, my legend began on the same day as today. A Tuesday or a Wednesday. Or a Saturday perhaps. No, it was on Monday. No. I suppose it could have been a Tuesday or Wednesday. Thursday's a distinct possibility or Friday even. Although Monday does sound right. And Saturday is a lovely day to begin a legend with. Perhaps it was a Thursday? Or Tuesday. Maybe Wednesday or Friday? There's always Monday too. And Saturday, we can't forget Saturday. No, no. It was almos...
Emrys repliedYour twenties will be the great transitional period of your life. It is a time of crossroads. Of immense change of incredible uncertainty. Indeed my 20's were such a period for me. That was when I evolved from a no good troublemaker to the legendary sword you see before you today. Many men envy my hairstyle you see and they were inspired... and formed a fringe group, a sort of cult if you will - Dedicated to the adoration of my daring hairstyle.
Soul Eater Evans repliedSoul Eater Evans repliedDON’T EVEN TRY TO INDUCE HEADACHES.
RIGHT NOW THERE’S A LUMBERJACK SPLITTING WOOD ON MY THINK PAN.
HE’S GOT THE FOREARMS OF A KOALA BEAR, A MOUNTAIN OF LOGS, AND NOTHING BUT SWEET TIME.
Soul Eater Evans repliedYOU ATROPHIC SKIPPING WHITE METAMORPHOSIS MISSING LINK.
YOUR BRITTLE EXCALIBUR CALCIUM BASED SKULL IS WHAT IS A FOOL, AND IF YOU AND I WERE IN THE PROXIMITY OF A PLANET EATING TIGER I WOULDN'T HAVE MUCH TROUBLE PROVING IT.
Soul Eater Evans repliedWELCOME TO THE TROLLOCAUST.
THE PAINSTAKING GENOCIDE OF YOUR FRAGILE SELF ESTEEM WILL BE MY excalibur SONG.
Soul Eater Evans repliedI THINK ABOUT THAT A BIT AND MY JAW DROPS OPEN AND BREAKS A HUGE COLUMN OF BRICKS LIKE A WRATHFUL KUNG FU MASTER.
Soul Eater Evans repliedIN MY MIND’S EYE I AM PICTURING A BEAUTIFUL LATTICE OF LINES AND COMPARTMENTS, INTERLOCKING WITH SUBLIME PRECISION AT NINETY DEGREE ANGLES.
I IMAGINE THIS MODULAR RETICULATION AS AN ELEGANT VESSEL, IF YOU WILL, FOR THE GRAND SYNTHESIS OF OUR SHARED SHIPPING DREAMS.
AND SO THE PORCELINE HOOF BELONGING TO THE SWOLLEN HAG KNOWN AS LADY DESTINY HAS STOMPED ANOTHER THROAT.
Soul Eater Evans repliedHOLD THAT THOUGHT WHILE I GO INFORM MY DISGRACE OF A CLOWN FRIEND ABOUT THIS TRUE REAL LIFE MIRACLE, IT MIGHT LIFT HIS SPIRITS.
I HAVE TO SPREAD THE WICKED WORD LIKE I’M MASSAGING SPARKLEDUST AROUND MY NETHER REGIONS TO ASSUAGE A VICIOUS RASH.
IT’S LIKE I’M SEASONING A STEAK HERE.
Soul Eater Evans repliedWHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT GOING ALONG WITH MY SIMPLE PLAN TO SERVE A FEW PINK SKINNED EXCALIBURS A PIPING HOT NUTRITION PLATEAU FULL OF STEAK.
Soul Eater Evans repliedPARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF CREATURE COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!!!
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Keyblade Guardian posted a status update
"Ocelots are proud creatures. They prefer to hunt alone."
Cyber Shaman replied"I hear it amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flapped jaw space with a tunning fork does a raw blink on hari-kari rock. I need scissors! 61!"
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Killua0707 posted a status update
I.Need.Breakfast.
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Shard the Gentleman posted a status update
Everyone's at school now... I'm all alone. There's no one here beside.
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Fierce Deity Link posted a status update
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Yang posted a status update
I remember when I was a nominee for hottest kh13 member even though i only posted one picture of myself like two years before
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Weedanort posted a status update
I'm in one of those days... I feel like being on the Internet, and play games all day
Shout out to anyone who wants to duel me on Dueling Network 
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Yuya Sakaki posted a status update
I'll decide on my username later
Nights of goodness and dreams of sweetness to you all! -
Yuya Sakaki posted a status update
I now hold the ability to change my username. Should I go through with it?
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Naught posted a status update
I don't think I've ever handed in an assignment on time this year.
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I just watched RWBY and I kept recognising quotes from it and I wasn't sure why and now I know! it's because of you!
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The longer I stay looking at your profile, the more it makes me want to watch Batman O.O
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dude..... your a scary piano man
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how is everyone?
