(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

There's no question to start

So where did Sora's Keyblade come from?

He pulled it out of a stone of course! Idiots...

 

 

What's Xemnas' name rearranged and without the x?

Seman, duhhhhh.

 

 

Why does everyone want Kingdom Hearts so badly that they would even stab their own self and take over a persons body in order to live on and duplicate itself?

Edited December 11, 201212 yr by Shana09

Because it's one hell of a night light.

 

Do you have it memorized?

Yeah, I have my toast memorized.

 

Why isn't Sora taller than he is?

Have Wut memorized?

 

WHATISAKINGDOMHEARTS!?

a heart with kings and queens around it of course 

 

 

 

why did roxas fight axel

A new planet that everyone wants to migrate to, what else?!

 

Why does Riku succumb to the darkness?

He had nothing better to do.

 

Where do heartless come form?

uranus

 

do u think soras mom is still waiting for him to come downstairs for diner

Edited December 11, 201212 yr by The_eternal_nothing

No, she is waiting with a spatula to spank his butt with for being gone for over a year.

 

Where did Master Eraqus go after his fight with Terra?

To jail for kidnapping and rape. Why didn't Aqua leave the ROD Yet?

Because the ROD has the best parties

 

Why is goofy the smartest out of the three of them?

Because he didn't go to clown college. 

 

Why does the Gummi crew smile silly?

Botox. It's required. 

 

 

What do Chip and Dale do while Sora visits other Worlds?

Edited December 11, 201212 yr by wayfinder823

They make out.

 

What does Axel do with Roxas and Xion?

3some

Why can roxas duel wield?

Because of the threesome.

 

Why does Young Xehanort put Sora into an endless sleep?

to bang him ruthlessly. forever.

 

Why is Saix's hair blue?

Edited December 11, 201212 yr by Demetri Burke

He ate too much sea salt ice cream.

 

Why did Roxas forget Xion?

Edited December 11, 201212 yr by Elijah Gravenhorst

Because Axel said she was better than roxas in the 3some

 

How did Xigbar lose his eye?

Edited December 11, 201212 yr by darkchaser

He thought he needed glasses, but didn't want them, so he tried to fix his own vision by using his own finger. Didn't turn out pretty....

 

 

Why is Alice a Princess?

Because she was raped by a king & was pregnant.Why did Ansem posses Riku's body?

He's a pedophile. This way he couldn't get caught... directly. 

 

How did Sora get magic?

He won a magic prize pod out of a Lucky Charms cereal box.

 

Why doesn't Saix like Xion?

Edited December 11, 201212 yr by xoblivionx13