Well then ...

It is white and extra professional.  Worth the ten bucks!

I wonder what makes it "professionally-made" as opposed to what any other man could produce.

10 bucks for sperm? I think I'll go to wal mart

I thought it woulda cost more than 10 bucks....

You certainly know how to catch someones attention. 

And i'd hate to see store bough sperm as opposed to fresh. O_O

I wonder what makes it "professionally-made" as opposed to what any other man could produce.

Maybe it was made by a pornstar o_O

Oh my.

"Why pay ten bucks when I can give it for free?"

Okaaaaay? o,.,O 

Fool. You like sperm. I have sperm. Maybe we can work out a deal.

I already bought some of that its dumb good and chit ya need to buy some das it

Lets hope that there are no random women looking to impregnate themselves with gum...it's extra sticky...oh gawd.

GG...i'm done i'm done with the world

No wonder it's called "Wrigleys" gum... 

Fool. You like sperm. I have sperm. Maybe we can work out a deal.

No thanks. 

I have a farm. It's called sperm farm. It's a free range farm. The men can roam freely about, eating nothing but meat, and beer. When it's time, I bring them in for the "milking". And there you have it. Free range sperm.

I wonder what makes it "professionally-made" as opposed to what any other man could produce.

 

It was freshly prepared by the wrigley MASTER Xehanort.

It was freshly prepared by the wrigley MASTER Xehanort.

 

I have a farm. It's called sperm farm. It's a free range farm. The men can roam freely about, eating nothing but meat, and beer. When it's time, I bring them in for the "milking". And there you have it. Free range sperm.

Lol, that's the funniest thing I've read in a while!  Hahaha, seriously, this is comedy gold! Lmao, sperm farm.

Lol, that's the funniest thing I've read in a while!  Hahaha, seriously, this is comedy gold! Lmao, sperm farm.

Well, I try.