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Sora96 posted a status update
PlayStation 4 has passed 7 million units sold worldwide as of April 6, 2014.
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Amber Cole posted a status update
can i say i have found the most adorable singer ever?
like he is so adorable ^^Amber Cole repliedno but close because Jesse is my Friday night jam
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.607987307020747879&pid=1.7
Amber Cole repliedThat is Joe Brooks
http://www.famemagazine.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Joe-Brooks1.jpg
Amber Cole repliedHe is cute too but I like Joe Brooks
I wanna buy a signed album of his ^^ *gets into fangirl mode over Jesse and Joe Brooks* -
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xoblivionx13 posted a status update
I heard things at my table in the food court today that I never would've guessed I would hear in a million years.....while I'm eating my dinner owo
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Kirie posted a status update
These panties im wearing are rlly rlly soft
The Transcendent Key repliedOh God, I'm having the most wonderful thoughts in my head just now. Mehehehe. -perverted smile.- X3
The Transcendent Key repliedsadfjlasdjfalsfj Hey, hands off my girl guys! Only I can think naughty thoughts of her, because she's my girl! *growls and holds Inori close to me.* Begone, peasants!
The Transcendent Key repliedHush Demise! I have already spoken! Now, begone! *makes you vanish with a ninja smoke bomb.*
The Transcendent Key repliedAh yes Ozpin, I'm indeed proud to have a hilarious girlfriend like my dear Inori. She does provide laughs and entertainment to one and all! I'm so proud of you Inori dear! -kisses you lovingly and points my finger at you.- that's my girl!
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Dracozombie posted a status update
A random dude on campus came up and hugged me and wanted me to be his girl. I was so perturbed by it that I honestly don't even remember his name.
MyDixieRect repliedAh, he caught the Winner scent and couldn't resist. Get used to it Draco. (But was he actually serious? And sober?)
Dracozombie repliedHis dick was something I didn't want to deal with, so that's why I tried to get out of there. If you're not at a hookup bar, I'm pretty sure it doesn't work when you just walk up and ask them if you wanna bone. And yes, he was totally sober and totally serious.
MyDixieRect repliedDracozombie heart breaker since 1989. Oh well ZombieProof lives another day for it
WakingDawn96 repliedSo I can't just walk up to a girl, hit on her, and have her as my girlfriend the next day?
Dracozombie repliedChances are he'll just move onto the next pretty girl (well, I assume I'm pretty since the guy just came up to me...). It depends on the girl. Some would just shrug and go "okay" and get a firetruck buddy rather than a legitimate relationship. I, however, do not give chances to someone who 1) doesn't know me beyond my looks and 2) hugged me like personal space isn't a thing.
WakingDawn96 repliedWell then I should just stick to my ways of just walking up to a girl, kiss her, get slapped in the face, and then go on with the rest of my day
WakingDawn96 repliedJust joking, I am actually one of those guys who want to treat a girl like I would want to be treated. I think girls should be treated with respect, and I will stand up or stand by a girl if they are going through a bad time
user1 repliedI joke about extremely offensive things, but its ok because its a joke that makes people laugh and harms no one. For example: Someone is about to bust your fartbox, there are three things you can say:
A)Help I'm being raped
B) I hide razor blades in my ass
C)I'm not tasty at all
see, it can be pretty hilarious
WakingDawn96 repliedI didn't laugh at the last part. And I have disabilities, but I don't see you being rude about them to me
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Exiblade7 posted a status update
I have an inspection on May 2 which is my little brother's birthday. That's the best day they can have it.
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Spiney posted a status update
You what's fun? Grading papers. You guys should give it a try.
WakingDawn96 repliedTwo things,
Silver that reminds me of The Fairly OddParents
And Spiney, do you know what's even more fun? Saying the word know before saying what's fun.
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Pangoro "Sen" posted a status update
So I learned somewhat recently that TWEWY is rated A in Japan. I thought it was because of a bunch of sexual stuff. Then I learned that it was rated by CERO. That game isn't A for Adults. It's A for ANYBODY!
Pangoro "Sen" repliedWell, here's how it is. A=Anyone. B=12+. C=15+. D=17+. E=18+. Don't ask questions. I don't know them.
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Exiblade7 posted a status update
This sucks that I have to go somewhere on Saturday because I have to go into the country side until who knows when.
ReikuSSR repliedOMK I never thought people are really that dependent on that. Internet is cool, but there are a vast amount of experiences that can be obtained through actually using one's senses. It is cool to be away from technology, I would break if I did not get away from it every once and a while.
ReikuSSR repliedSorry if it seemed as if I snapped at you, I know what it is like to have a lot of work and be away, try to see if you cannot vent in a way that will be beneficial to both the work and the time away. Try making lists and keep them on the back burner and if you find yourself enjoying time and with a slight notion of your work then you can be amazed what can inspire you.
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Oblivion 22 posted a status update
Oh my god... My body hurts so much right now... All my joints hurt when they move... This is what I get for "trying" to sleep on a kitchen floor.
Oblivion 22 repliedI was up a friends house for a sleepover. And the bedroom had vomit all over the bed, so it stunk. Oh the joys of alcohol.
Oblivion 22 repliedYeah. I decided not to take part in that particular event. I did drink a bottle of... Something though. Trust me, alcohol doesn't make me drunk, it just tastes horrible. Stick to Pepsi, it's nicer.
Kaneki Ken repliedSoda FTW. Although Sparkling water is better though. Hang on... How the heck are you on KH13 if you can't move?
Oblivion 22 repliedThis is true. I am the strongest. My drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens.
Oblivion 22 repliedI would never take advantage of my beloved's undying affection for me! ... But it is an option~...
Oblivion 22 repliedYeah, love is pretty weird, but it's nice. Just takes some time to get used to.
Stardustblade358 replied*kicks door down. Holds a hose filled with milk* Open wide,milk makes everything better *aims*
Oblivion 22 replied0_0 Okay, I was not expecting this. I mean, you're not even wearing a fire fighter outfit.
Oblivion 22 repliedGuess where I am? The kitchen.
What's in my left hand? A glass.
What's in my hand? Milk carton.
How am I messaging with both my hands in use? Mind powers!
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Kaneki Ken posted a status update
although I already typed my rough draft, I'm gonna type same rough draft, but in a different style. Maybe this version of the rough draft would make better sense than the one I typed.
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MyDixieRect posted a status update
Ugh, there was a really hot sex scene with two hot (naked) girls straddling/groping a semi clothed man (no penis yay!) and I couldn't enjoy it because my little sister was reading just across the couch. Then when the scene was done with that's when her book was finished and she left to put it away. Really? Yes sis, leave right the moment you no longer need to. -_- I hate people with timing like that.
MyDixieRect repliedBig Boss, not porn, just Game of Thrones. And because they never leave the house.
Yeah but I've been taken out the zone by then, it's more than just a sex scene, it's an integral part of the plot so you feel excitement for the building plot as well and when the plot moves forward then so do I and I'm in the mood to see whatever's next on screen and no longer what I just saw. I mean, I tried to rewind and watch it again but it just wasn't the same. I wasn...
Inori chan
