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  1. WakingDawn96 posted a status update

    Can we just talk about how most, if not all, Mega Evoultions are of the Pokemon that are popular to fans. Why can't there be more that fixs the problem with Pokemon that need to be helped?

    Hero of Winds replied

    What Pokemon need help. I'm on Showdown all the time, so I could come up with a good build if you need it.

    Jilly Shears replied

    Because that's exactly the reason why they were given Mega Evolutions in the first place. Just look at how skewed the selections are since Kanto and Hoenn pokemon make up most of them.

  2. ReikuSSR posted a status update

    whell, my profile is now able to view and not ridiculously long. hah

    Kirie replied

    Much better reiku-sama

  3. TheKingdomkid posted a status update

    We reach the promise day and max out all social links in this part of Let's Play Persona 3 FES!

  4. Hero of Winds posted a status update

    Mario Kart 8 paid off with $11.61 extra that I split up for both Smash Bros versions.

    Shulk replied

    Nice! :D I'll hopefully get mine paid off on Saturday, can't wait for the game to be released.

  5. Col.Random posted a status update

    Why is it that I just can't seem to care anymore? These are some of the most important exams of my life and I just can't be bothered to make an effort :/

  6. Demyx. posted a status update

    I heard Shana has a crush on Col. Random

    Nick Sideris replied

    Things are getting "spicy" . You got it ? Spicy ...?

    Col.Random replied

    I'm just irresistible

    Demyx. replied

    Well, you do have all the power that comes with being a Col.

    MyDixieRect replied

    Col. Shana?

     

    Shanal Random?

     

    Works for me! Go get her Col.!

    Col.Random replied

    I would, but it's almost bed time

    Jilly Shears replied

    What happened with Xeeveemon? Jeez, Shana's such a heartbreaker...

    MyDixieRect replied

    Bed time? You don't waste any time, you animal. ;)

    Oli replied

    I heard Squirting Demyx has a crush on me, but it's probably a rumor

    Demyx. replied

    bitch im muried

    Col.Random replied

    I heard he had a crush on Flamin Lea. I saw them say hi to each other once

    Col.Random replied

    WAIT YOU'RE MURIED? :O

    Does Flaming Lea know?

    Oli replied

    they're otp

    Demyx. replied

    I think I told her once

    HarLea Quinn replied

    My vagina is married to his penis .

    HarLea Quinn replied

    It's a secret .Don't tell anyone.

    WakingDawn96 replied

    Hey, if we are going to have a problem here, I will fight to be with Shana! SHANAMON FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

    Col.Random replied

    My lips are sealed

    MyDixieRect replied

    Can my penis be married to Dracozombie's vagina? If you say no I'll assume it's because its to big and I will thus be perfectly ok with that

    HarLea Quinn replied

    Xeveemon better hope you have a bigger weiner than Random or you are screwed ! Competition !

    Oli replied

    Do what your heart desires, winner

    HarLea Quinn replied

    LOL Winner yes ? LOL I mean no ? I mean yes - no ?? LOLOLOL

    Dracozombie replied

    Winner, unless your penis can cross the interwebs, it and my vagina might have to settle for being starcrossed lovers.

    MyDixieRect replied

    Thanks Japayork!

     

    LMAO Lea! X'D

    Oli replied

    Of course, we are shopping friends :D

    MyDixieRect replied

    It stretches pretty far, you know that thing you sometimes feel poking your ear in the middle of the night, Draco? It's my penis, fresh with it's morning wood. Different timezones FTW.

     

    Yes we are Japayork! :')

    HarLea Quinn replied

    Draco you know Winners penis has mystical powers .

    Demyx. replied

    Winner's dick came through my computer monitor once.

    Dracozombie replied

    I was wondering what that poking was. I guess that answers that.

    Wait, why did it come through Xaon's monitor? Is your penis cheating on my vagina for Xaon's penis?

    MyDixieRect replied

    LMAO!!! You guys are gonna kill me. xD

    Col.Random replied

    Weiner's proof ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Hero of Winds replied

    The firetruck did I just read?

    Dracozombie replied

    Col.Random, that was perfect.

    MyDixieRect replied

    What can I say Draco, sometimes a man is in the mood for a good swordfight.

    Oli replied

    Well, seems like winner's dick is everywhere, it's omnipresent

    Demyx. replied

    I'm firetrucking dying xD

    Col.Random replied

    I love how drastically this topic changed xD

    HarLea Quinn replied

    I have a way of making things worse .It's a super power.

    Hero of Winds replied

    With the way things are now, I can't tell who's touching whose genitals...It's quite the mess guys.

    MyDixieRect replied

    It's that accursed vagina of yours. I've heard tales from generations ago a blonde woman who was an Axel/Lea fan would inherit that vagina. My grandfather told me this in a story that he got from his grandfather called "The Mystical Clit"

    Dracozombie replied

    Vexoria, even I can't always keep track, so I just sorta go along with it.

    HarLea Quinn replied

    The stories are true you know ;)

    Demyx. replied

    Don't even get me started on that masterpiece

    Hero of Winds replied

    Y'see...I'm a romantic, so I can't be doing that! :P

    MyDixieRect replied

    I know that now, Lea. xD

     

    @Vexoria: Well Demyx penis is touching Lea's vagina while my penis is touching Draco's vagina while Col. Random's is about to touch Shana's vagina after Shana got tired of wait for Xeeveemon to fix his erectile dysfunction problems, while Nick's dick is touching just that, Nick's dick, while Jilly is stuck playing with his own willy, and Japayork is cracking open eggs from japanese chickens and sticking is dick in that to get himself...

    MyDixieRect replied

    some japanese yolk or japayork (them asians mixing their r's and l's) for short on his dick.

     

    Now that wasn't so hard to follow was it?

    Dracozombie replied

    Dear lord we're worse than a dating sim.

    Col.Random replied

    Ah I love a good bed time story

    Oli replied

    that's my everyday life, Winner

    Col.Random replied

    10/10 would read it to my children

    HarLea Quinn replied

    I just creamed my panties.

    Shana09 replied

    Winner I think you should publish that into a book, it worked with 50 shades of gray.

    Dracozombie replied

    Thanks for sharing, Lea. :)

    Oli replied

    I'm working on a film based on that story right now

    Hero of Winds replied

    It's starting to come together now, but it seems Xeeveemon's fixed his problems and must now cross swords with Col. Random for the right to to Shana's vagina. Or at least that's how it comes across now.

    HarLea Quinn replied

    You are always welcome Draco :)

    MyDixieRect replied

    LOL, thanks Shana! I'll try.

    Demyx. replied

    As long as i get a signed copy.

    MyDixieRect replied

    I'll use my favourite pen(is) to sign it for you Demyx. :')

    Dracozombie replied

    Wait, favorite? You have more than one? o.o

    Jilly Shears replied

    if by "swords" you mean their diddly-doodlers

    HarLea Quinn replied

    As long as you don't chew on the ends of your pens Winner ;)

    Col.Random replied

    That explains how he could send one to you and Xaon at the same time :0

    Shana09 replied

    @Vexoria

     

    Every girls sex fantasy right here. Men fighting to death over a woman with their dicks.

    MyDixieRect replied

    Yeah, it rises from my bellybutton for special occasions like this.

    Hero of Winds replied

    But who does his favorite go to?

    MyDixieRect replied

    LOL Lea I do not!!!!

    Demyx. replied

    So, the great battle for Shana's vagina begins.

    Dracozombie replied

    His favorite goes to ME

    WakingDawn96 replied

    NO ONE IS GOING TO FIGHT FOR SHANA!!!!

    HarLea Quinn replied

    Random I heard your penis was WAY BIGGER THAN Xeevemon's. Confirmation?

    Hero of Winds replied

    I hope so, I'm scared to know what'd happen to Winner if it didn't.

    Col.Random replied

    I'm not sure, but what I do know is that it is not the size of a hedgehogs diddly doo, but how he uses it!

    MyDixieRect replied

    Use it to tear Shana's vagina!

    Demyx. replied

    It seems Xeevemon has already given up

    Hero of Winds replied

    Xeveemon, why? I had high hopes for you.

    MyDixieRect replied

    Now why would you have high hopes Vex when I told you Xev suffers from impotence? It's like you don't even care what I have to say. :(

    Hero of Winds replied

    Maybe he just doesn't like the idea of crossing swords.

    Jilly Shears replied

    I guess the bigger man won in the end, anyway.

    Shana09 replied

    Xeveemon pick up your weapon and fight for me!

     

    @Col

     

    That's deep.

    HarLea Quinn replied

    Or maybe he does a little too much and had to go take care of business.....

    Demyx. replied

    and then shana told random "thats deep" big random dick confirmed

    WakingDawn96 replied

    *grabs two axes and dual wield them* THAT IS IT!!!!! I WONT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!! SHANA SHOULD BE WITH ME!!!!!! *starts trying to kill all the guys here*

    Dracozombie replied

    Wise words, here.

    Col.Random replied

    we need a new status to fight on

    HarLea Quinn replied

    What if Shana loves the clit ?

  7. Shulk posted a status update

    *Working on English lyrics for a song because boredom* *Trying to write "We will break through all the lies"* *Writes "We will break through all the pies"* *Goes completely hysterical*

    MyDixieRect replied

    We will break through all the pies

    Get all that fat to yo mama's thighs

    Watch dat ass wobble low and high

    Get smacked in the face with my own manboob and cry! Oh I cry! (The end is nigh)

     

    What a verse. You are most welcome.

    Shulk replied

    That was beautiful, Winner. xD

  8. DoctorChurchie posted a status update

    Great. Tornado watch. Much happy. Such sarcasm. Wow.

  9. Lu Xun left a comment on DChiuch's profile

    You've put your own picture on here? Nice hahaah might as well do the same later :)

    DChiuch replied

    Yeah, it was by accident at first! Haha. But now I think it was a good idea.

    Lu Xun replied

    I read the status you posted about it after I posted this one haha But I think it's nice, but man, was I surprised when I didn't see your old pic

    Joker replied

    u look older then i thought you were i thought you were around 18 or 19

    DChiuch replied

    I'm only 20 in that photo, I'd like to think that that's about the same thing :P

  10. WakingDawn96 posted a status update

    After everything that I said today, Shana is probably going to kill me.

    Nick Sideris replied

    Nah , you'll be fine .

    WakingDawn96 replied

    I don't know, something just tells me she'll find a reason to kill me

    MyDixieRect replied

    How many of these are you going to make? She's not going to give a damn, she'll respond to only one of these at best.

    Col.Random replied

    unless i comment a=on all of them, because then she'll definitely comment because hedgehogs are irresistible.

    WakingDawn96 replied

    (As many as it takes. You all are falling straight into my plan. The pieces are all coming together. *evil laugh*)

     

    I mean I don't know I am just posting these cause I'm worried

  11. Dio Brando posted a status update

    Suddenly this site became sexexperts13.com all of a sudden

    OmegaForte replied

    I'm so lost in those threads, so I'm here sipping tea and taking it as "random" shit of KH 13.

    WakingDawn96 replied

    Welcome to the site, we've been expecting you

    Nick Sideris replied

    Ain't that the truth ... xD

    Dio Brando replied

    I mean....just wow.People are making sex jokes all over the website and the moment I say my take they call me a sexist?WTF?

    Nick Sideris replied

    Just listen to this and ignore them :

    MyDixieRect replied

    "Suddenly...all of a sudden."

     

    Dat utter redundancy.

    OmegaForte replied

    Which is why you keep calm and give no firetrucks Red.

    Dio Brando replied

     

    That's how I'll take it from now on

    Nick Sideris replied

    That's also good .

    HarLea Quinn replied

    Red Tribal i'm severely disappointed in you ! You have been on this site enough to know how it works and should know when you are being trolled by now. LOL He's not serious .

    Demyx. replied

    quit being so racist metal snake

    Dio Brando replied

    @Demyx I'm racist?How?when? what?

     

    Says the one who make fun of Japan 24\7

    HarLea Quinn replied

    Metal , did you read what I said you goof ? He's trolling you hard LOL

    Dio Brando replied

    Well,guess I dun goofed,won't feed the troll next time

    Demyx. replied

    Im a Gob, yo.

  12. teh lazy prince Xylek left a comment on Shulk's profile

    hey your shark boy now! xD

    naw he'd be like aquaman or something your shark boy

    Shulk replied

    Yeah, I guess that makes more sense. xD

    plus you look more like shark boy xD

  13. DaxtotheMax posted a status update

    So someone asked my math teacher if we would ever use what we are learning and she said "no" and I said "so why are we learning it?" and she didn't answer...

    That's teachers for ya. Mysterious and pointless , lol. xD

    Zola replied

    It's because you build other stuff off of it. Yeah, you may not ever use that exact math ever again, but you do keep using the things you learn that are built upon those fundamental pieces.

    Zola replied

    Unless you are planning on being a bum and living in your parents basement forever. Then it's useless.

    WakingDawn96 replied

    I'm a bum living with my parents, but I have my own room!

  14. Weedanort posted a status update

    WHO CHANGED THE SPOTLIGHTS

    ZefiroTera47 replied

    What do you mean?

  15. ZefiroTera47 posted a status update

    I wanna to kill some metal slimes right now...

    ReikuSSR replied

    Nice, kill a couple for me. heh. They are cool though.

    ZefiroTera47 replied

    I've killed 3 of them in one battle till now xD

    kill a king for me if you caN xD

    Weedanort replied

    Remember who killed a King Metal Slime, with Metal Slash, regular attacks and Twin Dragon Lash xD

    Shulk replied

    Metal Slimes are for the weak, King Metal Slimes are where its at.

    Weedanort replied

    @ Flash

     

    But Jesus, 20 HP when I only deal 1 or 2 of damage, with a 50% chance of feeling?

     

    TOO MUCH

    ZefiroTera47 replied

    I shall kill one next week!

    Weedanort replied

    @ Zefiro

     

    EXPERIENCE GRINDING FIRST, THEN RAPTHORNE

    Shulk replied

    That's why champions go for the KMS. (saying this even though i haven't even finish a DQ game yet and as a result have never found a king metal slime ._.)

    Weedanort replied

    @ Flash

     

    We're playing DQ8, so if we don't resort to the Slime Hill, it's almost impossible to find one xD

    ZefiroTera47 replied

    @Weed

     

    NO, I SAY LET ME KILL ONE KING METAL SLIME BEFORE THAT!

    Shulk replied

    Oh, alright. xD I really want DQ8, I should really finish IX and VI before I get that one though. ._.

  16. WakingDawn96 posted a status update

    Seriously guys, there is more to love than just sex!

    Demyx. replied

    So youre the love expert now?

    WakingDawn96 replied

    I'm not an expert, do I look like a Troll? (To get that reference watch Frozen) but at least I know about how to treat a girl.

    Demyx. replied

    How would you know?

    Dio Brando replied

    Well love doesn't always revolve around sex.You love a girl because you love her not because you have a boner.

    WakingDawn96 replied

    Because I was raised knowing that you should always treat a girl the way that you would want to be treat, and for me that's respect

    Dio Brando replied

    @Xeveemon btw I'm agreeing with you here

    ReikuSSR replied

    It should never be about sex, or the relationship won't last.

    Dio Brando replied

    Because if the only reason someone loves a girl is because he wanna have sex with her,then that one basically think of her as a sex object therefore won't be that much different from a rapist

    Zola replied

    Stay away from that locker room

    Sorual replied

    Xeveemon, i couldent agree more! :)

    rikunobodyxiii replied

    I'm with Xev on this.

    MyDixieRect replied

    @ Red Tribal: So all people that have casual sex are rapists? Good to know.

    Demyx. replied

    I'm the one who is married here. I think im the best judge on how love works.

    WakingDawn96 replied

    SD, there are a lot of different ways a marriage or couple can work. Some have sex a lot, while others don't. It depends on who you are and who your partner is. I should know this out of family matters

    Dio Brando replied

    @Winner's Proof...why do you assume things I didn't say.

     

    I meant the people who just marry just for the sexual pleasure and as soon as he's done with the sex he divorces her and find another women...that's what I mean so STOP THE BLIND BASELESS ASSUMPTION

    Demyx. replied

    Oh sure. It's the man who is all about the sex? Way to be sexist

    Dio Brando replied

    @Squirting Demyx it also applies the other way around so don't call me sexist

    Dio Brando replied

    Enough of this people are accusing me of every thing in existence just because of sheer mistunderstanding....I won't continue this nonsense

    WakingDawn96 replied

    And I am with Red here. He doesn't mean anything bad, and you guys are just taking it the wrong way. And with that I lock this status.

  17. WakingDawn96 posted a status update

    Why am I very worried about how Shana will take all of this? I just can't stop thinking about it.

    MyDixieRect replied

    Because you love her too much. You wanna add the bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs and then multiply! >=D

    Sora replied

    Well said Winner

    WakingDawn96 replied

    What is with you people? There is more to love then just sex!

    Demyx. replied

    Knowing shanna it probably makes her horny

    MyDixieRect replied

    ^^ LOOL! So true.

    WakingDawn96 replied

    How do you know how Shana would feel? And why would she be horny?

    Demyx. replied

    They dont call her the horny firetrucker for nothing

    MyDixieRect replied

    Cause we actually know her. And Shana's always horny.

    Demyx. replied

    yeah. me sally and winner are tight

    WakingDawn96 replied

    Well then, I really don't care if it makes her horny or not

    MyDixieRect replied

    @Demyx: Word.

     

    Well if you like her than you do care if what you say makes her horny. It's part of the falling in love package.

    WakingDawn96 replied

    I didn't mean to put my, my phone is set to auto correct and I didn't see it put my until after I had posted it.

    WakingDawn96 replied

    I am being serious here. I have been having phone issues since I first got this phone. I guess I have just so Samsung a lot that it's taken a while just to adapt to my iPhone 5.

    Shana09 replied

    @Winner

     

    Your first comment is just gold.

    MyDixieRect replied

    Thank you Shana. I'm glad.

  18. MyDixieRect left a comment on Jilly Shears's profile

    Is your avatar from Samurai Champloo or Paranoia Agent? Either way I approve.

    Jilly Shears replied

    Yeah, it's Paranoia Agent. I rewatched it recently and realized Ikari is my soul mate. lol

  19. xoblivionx13 posted a status update

    I just had the weirdest dream. It involved Amnesia, BioShock Infinite, and TF2...maybe I should hold off on video games for today O-o

    WakingDawn96 replied

    Or maybe you should keep playing them, since video games are the best way to ruin your mind

  20. Kirie posted a status update

    i want to curl up in a blanket burrito and never come ouutt

    Lol, blanket burrito. I should try that. :3

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