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  1. Kirie posted a status update

    I can’t remember what was on my mind

    bit replied

    a thought

    MyDixieRect replied

    Sesshomaru?

    Kirie replied

    n-no way...

    Hei replied

    4 headed roxsox ostrich?

    MyDixieRect replied

    You don't need to lie to me Inori!!!!

    Kirie replied

    S-Sesshomaru is never in my thoughts..

    MyDixieRect replied

    He's always in your thoughts, always! And he's...wearing nothing!

    Kirie replied

    Blushes

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

    telling xylek how awesome his hair is

    MyDixieRect replied

    xDD

    The Transcendent Key replied

    Yay, Ino-chan, you were thinking of me! :D

  2. Naegi posted a status update
    Goofy's Japanese voice, I can't stop laughing xD
    user1 replied

    hes a raper

  3. Shulk posted a status update

    Aww yeah. Call me "Sensei Black Star" now. :D Time for my Legendary party!

    bit replied

    im gonna stick with axel

    Shulk replied

    Dangit Bit. ;_;

    bit replied
    >:) just like how ill always call at-low kihara, icarus
    Shulk replied

    I would do that, but he gets mad at me when I call him Icarus. D:

    bit replied

    Winged Icarus was a way better name. (sorry if your reading this, but we all know its the truth!)

    Shulk replied
    xD This might not end well...
    bit replied
    >:) maybe not for Icarus
    Shulk replied

    But what if he gets so angry that he goes Super Saiyan? ._.

    bit replied

    pfffffft I played DBZ Budokai, he's nothin compared to my mad skillz

    Shulk replied

    And I'm the Legendary Black Star! Why am I worried? :D

    Marth replied

    I literally honest to God himself, hate that name.

    bit replied

    no need to be so rude, we didnt say anything about your name >.>

    Marth replied

    I'm just saying that I hate that name. How am I rude?

    Reyn replied

    Dude, if you hated that name so much, why did you name yourself that to begin with? xD

    bit replied

    i thought you were referring to Black Star xD

    Shulk replied

    I don't hate VIIIAxel, or Black Star, I just had my reasons to change it is all. :P I still use VIIIAxel on just about everything else.

    Marth replied

    And because I didn't notice any of the replies toward me, it's complicated.

  4. theultimatesorafan posted a status update

    Recently, there has been a lot of comments on statuses.

    bit replied

    COMMENTS EVERYWHERE

    bit replied

    COMMENTS EVERYWHERE

    bit replied

    COMMENTS EVERYWHERE

    bit replied

    COMMENTS EVERYWHERE

    bit replied

    COMMENTS EVERYWHERE

    bit replied

    COMMENTS EVERYWHERE

    theultimatesorafan replied

    No. There are seven.

    theultimatesorafan replied

    YOU LOSE

    bit replied

    so... i dont feel like flooding your status with 100 comments

    bit replied

    who do you think i am? col.random?

    EternalReckoning replied

    Commenting on statuses is better on a community basis,, personally i find it way more fun than topics xD

  5. Ghost posted a status update

    Went to see You're Next with my friend today. We were honestly laughing during the movie more than anything else. Didn't care for the movie, but the main female character was cool and I really want a kitty version of their masks.

  6. EternalReckoning posted a status update

    Somebody remind me not too drink coffee o.o It seems everytime i get caffeine in my system i go nutso, once kept some friends of mine up until 5am because of it. Apparetnyl me and my friend were drinking coffee, next morning my friends filled us in on exactly what happened xD, i woke up on the floor with everyones duvees, and had apparently been dancing around with a pillow case on my head jumping from bed too bed, i could hardly remember it xD Please help xD

    MyDixieRect replied

    Dude xD Caffeine's basically your version of crack!

  7. RoxSox posted a status update

    I think I'm going to go with a plant type starter pokemon next time http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y410/xaonschock/Untitled_zpsd5540e0a.png

    Shana09 replied

    http://img.pokemondb.net/artwork/sunflora.jpg

     

    Or you know

    this

  8. Oishii posted a status update

    I HAVE A TAN LINE D: MY LIFE IS RUINED!

    Oishii replied

    Okay, not really ruined, but I am disappointed I didn't wear sun screen.

    Junko replied

    welp, you learn from your mistakes right?

    Shana09 replied

    Tans are sexy, tan lines however....

    Weedanort replied

    Better that than just having tanned arms .-.

  9. Demyx. posted a status update

    Kingdom Hearts is stupid. *insert troll face here*

    Caity replied

    ohemge y u b lyk dis

    Demyx. replied

    u mad bro?

    Mog replied

    Kingdom Hearts isn't stupid. Why would you come on this site if you thought that? You're the stupid one.

    Caity replied

    i aint een u homo i fckd ur ma.

    bit replied

    I hate Kingdom Hurtz, iz so stoopid, definatley a 10/10

    EternalReckoning replied

    Ya it is, i dont know how we were hiding it all this time. xD conshpirashy o.O

    Junko replied

    *inserts noob reply stating why your claim is invalid*

    Demyx. replied

    iz so dum

    bit replied

    cod is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better yo

    Velvet Scarlatina replied

    I've been diddled!

    EternalReckoning replied

    *uses geass on myself and everyone else here* Love kingdom hearts, may its stupidity be forgotten once again. Just like last time.......... *laughs evily*

    Shana09 replied

    i hu8t keeache suuu mush ettt suxxxxx

    theultimatesorafan replied

    im ten n i love cod of duty

    theultimatesorafan replied

    i can qwikscope u any day noobs

    Deadpool replied

    kay ech is ghey ech

  10. Alexaclmn posted a status update

    Am I the only one who think Sora and Roxas would go good together? It would be hot.

    Alexaclmn replied

    Only me?

    Junko replied

    SELFCEST

    if you've been basing your claim off fanart you've seen then i guess so

    Caity replied

    Well there's nothing wrong with masturbation

    MiontheDemon replied

    Roxas is IN Sora......You have been fed.

    Alexaclmn replied

    You're right it would be selfcest. That's why we need Axel with Roxas and Sora with Riku. Then that leaves Cloud with king Mickey and Donald and goofy with themselves.

    Alexaclmn replied

    Kairi, could just make love with a rock..... I don't generally care about her.

    Junko replied

    but that would scratch her vagina badly OAO

    Mog replied

    Or Kairi could just gorge on paopu fruit. By herself.

    Caity replied

    Or Kairi could have Aqua if she's going spare.

    Alexaclmn replied

    Yes it would and that's what she gets for being annoying. I agree Mog, she could probably fit the whole thing in there.

    Alexaclmn replied

    No no no, Kairi can't get her hands on Aqua. Aqua, it's a strong independent keyblade women and she don't need anyone to tell her crap. Kairi,is great with her rock and papopu fruit.

    Mog replied

    Yeah, from what I heard the other day she was doing the dirt with Sora's dad when his mom was cooking the dinner. She's pretty gapped from what I was told.

    Junko replied

    well it's not her fault she didn't really get time to shine throughout the series

    screwing less rough items are better

    Alexaclmn replied

    That slut kairi is no good. I hate that stupid princess act she puts up.

    Caity replied

    Bad troll is bad.

    Alexaclmn replied

    Junko, that's so true but when I see Kairi I just wan't to backhand her so hard. She seems to be there, trying to steal the spotlight.

    Alexaclmn replied

    Caity, we are just joking no reason to call us trolls.

     

    Junko replied

    oh my how is she a slut?

    OwO im pretty sure she keeps her room clean

    Alexaclmn replied

    Unfortunately, that's another sign of a slut. Clean room is a trick, when infact there whole room is cover in dried semen.

    MiontheDemon replied

    I love Kairi

    Alexaclmn replied

    How could you?! Kairi, would bring you down on your knees and take your money.

    Junko replied

    even thoughhh kairi is far from the definition of a 'slut'

    trying to steal the spotlight?? we hardly even see her so how can she be stealing it?

    Alexaclmn replied

    By showing up on different times and trying to show off her beautiful hair. It's like she paid the Square Enix to get her back in spotlight.

    Junko replied

    you must be playing a different version of Kingdom Hearts then...

    Lalalablah replied

    I laughed way more than I should have at "clean room is a trick, when in fact their whole room is covered in dried semen"

     

    Alexaclmn replied

    Nope, after I thought I got rid of that hoe she comes back again. She is back again to make another appearance with her red hair self.

    Mog replied

    Yeah, I agree, Kairi was getting pretty desperate. I wonder how much she payed off Nomura to give her that scene in KH3D.

    Junko replied

    again, why is she a hoe?

    I do not understand unless im being too literal

    Lalalablah replied

    bc she screwed Waka and Tidus's brains out while Sora and Riku were adventuring

     

    Alexaclmn replied

    Junko here is a list that kairi give handies too: Sora,Riku,Kairi,King Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Nomura. Do I need to show you a list of who she gave a blow blow to?

    MiontheDemon replied

    Kairi is.....Sora's girl....and Namine's Somebody! And if it weren't for Kairi Kingdom Hearts would be a yaoi game!

    Alexaclmn replied

    Exactly lala, im glad you understand why she is a slut.

    Junko replied

    Like i said, you are playing a completely different game.

    unless you just dont like her because she's getting in the way of your yaoi shippings

    Alexaclmn replied

    Correction! Kairi is everyone girl.

    MiontheDemon replied

    I agree with Junko!

    Lalalablah replied

    She made herself plenty available too, I mean she didn't even have to get naked, her skirt was short enough all they had to do was move her panties over. IF SHE EVEN WORE ANY

    MiontheDemon replied

    She does they can be seen in kh2

     

    Lalalablah replied

    I mean I bet she even let Pluto mount her

    Alexaclmn replied

    That and I hate her stupid look.http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f71/Tokyo-Anime-Freak/kairi.jpg

    Look, she looks like she is getting ready for a porno shoot.

    Mog replied

    Believe me, the sick corrupt programmers at Square Enix programmed Kairi with panties. Don't ask, kids.

    Alexaclmn replied

    Thanks to her, pluto looks like he is about to mount anybody in his way.

    Junko replied

    Okay

    Alexaclmn replied

    Junko, do you still standby Kairi and her loose pussy that can take in a Tv? Or do you agree with us and wan't to get rid of kairi?

    MiontheDemon replied

    Kairi= Cute! I wonder if she'll come back like Sakura in "Shippuden"...

    EternalReckoning replied

    With a short skirt like that she wouldnt want too take any chances, plus i've heard it mentioned before that they have a texture for down there..... o.o ....square xD

    Lalalablah replied

    And to answer this status's original purpose, yes I think Sora and Roxas would be hot

    Junko replied

    No, i have come to the realization that you are those those kinds of people in the fandom

    Lalalablah replied

    No panties=easier+quicker fuktime

    Junko replied

    @Mion: NOOOOOO

    kairi will get better not downgrade

    MiontheDemon replied

    Yeah!

    Tigerruss replied

    I guess that shows that one can have a heart of pure light while... *is playing along with status*

    Mog replied

    Kairi is a slag. Square are just encouraging teen sex by having her in the game. She's a disgrace.

    Alexaclmn replied

    Glad to hear it Lala. Yes Eternal, after I heard about that I look down there for educational purposes. It looks like she put a ribbon there for quick access to her vagina. Which is why we don't see the action between her and the other characters.

    Junko replied

    *positive text about kairi*

    Alexaclmn replied

    Correct Mog, it's only before a matter of time before she gets prego.

    Lalalablah replied

    She'll just shove her keyblade up there and get rid of the fetus before she gives birth, nbd

    EternalReckoning replied

    @alexa its got rough edges and everything, its like it was added last minute. tbh i'm glad square added it because i dont see a big enough shadow forming to cover that area from such a tiny skirt, they really should have made it at least a little longer. Kh is aimed at people 12+ but the story and character content in general is suited to most audiences so slutiness associated with skimpy cloathing should be avoided for the most part. Fair enough with ff thats understandable.

    MiontheDemon replied

    Kairi.

    Alexaclmn replied

    Exactly her vagina is a like a cave,it's dark and full of insects. When someone enters, they will never survive.

    Javelin434 replied

    *Kairi post detected*

    Junko replied

    oh hai javelin owo

    Lalalablah replied

    No but the best part

    I believe Kairi's banged everyone EXCEPT Sora

    Loool

    Alexaclmn replied

    Lol, sora must have a little wiener to begin with.

    EternalReckoning replied

    Even donald and goofy lolol Sora gonna be pissed xD

    Lalalablah replied

    No no he's weener is huge

    Kairi's missing out because he's friend zoned

    Tigerruss replied

    That's what Sora gets for not wanting pre-marital sex with Kairi.

    Alexaclmn replied

    Donald be like this when he was with Kairi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgDS6gM7w-w

     

    EternalReckoning replied

    @alexa that is quite disturbing o.o the images in my head shall haunt me forever ;o;

     

     

    Lalalablah replied

    I can't see copy the link on my phone!

    Alexaclmn replied

    Eternal, im glad you are disturbed.

    EternalReckoning replied

    @lala aww.. :( its basically a series of strange sounding donald noises that really make that whole image come to life. x'D

    Alexaclmn replied

    Try to go to youtube and type in THE DONALD DUCK SOUND

    Lalalablah replied

    Alright now what would Goofy sound like...

    EternalReckoning replied

    gawrsh o.o scary thought xD

    EternalReckoning replied

    gawrsh o.o scary thought xD

    Alexaclmn replied

    Damn, that's a tough one.

    Alexaclmn replied

    Probably something like this

    Alexaclmn replied

    Oh yea type in Goofy laugh Lala

    EternalReckoning replied

    Lmao X'D

    Lalalablah replied

    Sounds like a Fun time

  11. Firaga left a comment on Shulk's profile

    Okay, by the power vested in me, yadda yadda yadda, I hereby give you this license that gives you the rank of Sensei. *hands* Hoorah.

    Shulk replied

    HOLYCRAPTHISHAPPENEDWHILEIWASDOINGHOMEWORK

     

    Thank you, sensei. :D

  12. Marth left a comment on Shulk's profile

    Yes yes I gave you a like don't mention it.

    Shulk replied

    Wait, was yours the magic number? Either way, thanks. :D

  13. Alexaclmn posted a status update

    Man, anyone know any good yaoi?

    Caity replied

    Sekai ichi hatsukoi

    Demyx. replied
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=good+yaoi
    Alexaclmn replied

    Megaman, what do you personally like to watch?

     

    Alexaclmn replied

    Caity, they don't pork each other so it's a no watch to me.

    Demyx. replied

    Never seen any. So I wouldn't know.

    Alexaclmn replied

    Awwwww, then what's your favorite yaoi couple. Personally I like Sora and Roxas.

    Demyx. replied

    i like sora and goofy

    Mog replied

    Ask anyone on this site and they'll screencap their bookmarks for you. It'll be a field day.

    Alexaclmn replied

    Alright, any ideas who?

  14. Hei posted a status update
    http://31.media.tumblr.com/76c30fb0a226e87ec25b02a2d716d6a2/tumblr_mo1wc0NiQM1sqep2mo1_500.png
  15. Shana09 posted a status update

    I don't understand why people photoshop their faces onto flowers.

    Demyx. replied

    So they can think they smell pretty

    Caity replied

    So people think they smell nice and not like feet.

    Tigerruss replied

    Because they want to look pretty, like flowers.

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied
    xD
    RoxSox replied

    http://i1273.photobucket.com/albums/y410/xaonschock/Untitled_zpsd5540e0a.png

     

    It is a mystery above all mysteries.

    Shana09 replied

    Of course, you would do that.

     

    Wait how come it says Xaonschock's photobucket?

    RoxSox replied

    Because X is my photo manipulation whore.

    Shana09 replied

    Lea needs to step up her game.

  16. Junko posted a status update

    something completely unrelated to whatever is going on: boy gets horny over girlfriend's splattered corpse (⊙﹏⊙✿)

    Alexaclmn replied

    Yea, that's kind of remind me of Corpse party.

    Junko replied

    i was actually referring to corpse party

    everyone there is stupid

    Alexaclmn replied

    Huh, I kind of knew it was a reference to corpse party. But that part kind of creep me out.

    Junko replied

    creepy?? Noooo, it's normal. everyone has their own fetishes

    Alexaclmn replied

    True, but I don't think getting off someone dead corpse is normal. Especially if it's your dead girlfriend corpse.

    Junko replied

    nope. completely normal

    Alexaclmn replied

    Huh

    Junko replied

    i did not stutter nor did i misspell anything

    Alexaclmn replied

    Understood mam, it's completely normal. Getting off on your dead girlfriend corpse is completely normal and safe. No matter if you did to them or not it's normal and it's not sick at all that you're disrespecting their corpse. You're right.

    Alexaclmn replied

    Understood mam, it's completely normal. Getting off on your dead girlfriend corpse is completely normal and safe. No matter if you did to them or not it's normal and it's not sick at all that you're disrespecting their corpse. You're right.

    Junko replied

    she kinda got herself killed but IT'S OKAY. THOSE TWO CAN BURN IN HELL TOGETHER

    rainbows

    Alexaclmn replied

    Rainbows make everything better.

    Junko replied

    rainbows with blood are even better

  17. teh lazy prince Xylek left a comment on MyDixieRect's profile

    your pic oh my god your pic winner...your pic is awesome xD

    MyDixieRect replied

    Haha, thank you! :) Dracozombie drew it for me though so she deserves the praise. xD

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

    oh yeah...i kinda skimmed the other post but was to lazy to scroll down xD

    MyDixieRect replied

    You sound disappointed! D; I'm still a winner either way!

  18. MyDixieRect posted a status update

    No one reply to Mog's status please...

    Demyx. replied

    But can I spam it?

    Shana09 replied

    I'll try, but he is such a faillll.

    Caity replied

    I was thinking the same thing

    HarLea Quinn replied

    Please just ignore the idiocy. Obvious cry for attention and u give it to him .

    Shana09 replied

    I will for now. I just noticed its really no point.

    MyDixieRect replied

    LOL Megaman. xD If you really want to...

    RoxSox replied

    JUST noticed?

    Alexaclmn replied

    Spamming is wrong...

    Shana09 replied

    Well not just noticed xD

    I thought they were stupid already and wanted to stop but the stupidity was nigh and I just gave up right now.

    Demyx. replied

    Spamming is salvation.

    verdesthe replied

    why don't we all get along and sing the camp fire song song no one no one okay never mind

    Alexaclmn replied

    Spamming just make everything bad.There is no reason to spam, it's not cool.

    Shana09 replied

    lets sit around the camp fire and sing our camp fire song

    Tigerruss replied

    Honestly, even if you think they are obviously making messages just to provoke readers, it would be better to ignore them than to spam them... Because if you ignore them they will eventually get bored and the status will fade away.

    Demyx. replied

    but spamming is fun

    Alexaclmn replied

    Why would you give someone spam?

    Tigerruss replied

    Because they are hungry and you had it on hand. And canned food is fun to give people!

    Caity replied

    And it's really nice cooked with pasta.

    Shana09 replied

    With a dash of sauce.

  19. Zola posted a status update

    Ohohoh so that's why the site wide intelligence level plummeted.

  20. Caity posted a status update

    Someone just sent me a message saying "You are as pale as the most beautiful corpse".

    HarLea Quinn replied

    I like your pic. You look very pretty .

    Alexaclmn replied

    That's romantic.

    Shana09 replied

    When I first saw a picture of you I thought you looked like a combination of Carly Rae Jepsen and Zooey Deschanel.

    teh lazy prince Xylek replied

    ...can a corpse be beautiful? xD

    MyDixieRect replied

    Sorry but it's about time I told you the truth :I

    Wolf on the Run replied

    thats an irish tan right there

    Shana09 replied

    dead and proud

    Tigerruss replied

    Maybe they love corpses...

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